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Frontman for @CryptoContagion The truth is viral, pump the pandemic! BUY BITCOIN GET TOXIC

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Joined May 2018
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I just dumped my entire unemployment check into bitcoin. Am I doing this right?
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Humans: "I'll believe it when I see it" The Universe: "Lmfao"
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If you don’t have the right to meme, you don’t have any rights at all.
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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Important to remember that in 1940, most of Hitler’s advisors argued against an invasion of France. On paper, the French were stronger in key areas. A few of his staff even threatened to resign. He made the call to invade entirely because he thought they were faggots. And he was right.
Vive la France 🇫🇷🫠
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Senator Twink still has some thoughts about a thing. Stick to the pup play, Bob. The world moved on without you.
Covid is still a thing. Got my annual vaccine to protect myself and my community. Thanks to anti-vaxers, their god-king RFK, Jr. and troves of misinformation, we’ve seen vaccine hesitancy nationwide. Science is real. I trust our local public health officials and my doctors.
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When celebrities be braggin about cutting off their children/wife’s weekly allowance that exceeds the average yearly salary. It’s time to eat celebrities.
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If you love Star Wars or Anime, do not watch The Ninth Jedi. It’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t finish the pilot episode, please correct me if I’m wrong. Star Wars and anime fucking suck.
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Worthy is The Lamb Christian songs sound so much better with bass.
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The bullishness around here is deeply concerning.
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Someday $MSTR will be the most valuable company on the planet and it still won’t be listed in the S&P500.
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Trolling Drivers At Red Light With Songs About Them🤣
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Satoshi listed his birthday as April 5, 1975. April 5, 1933: FDR signed Executive Order 6102, ordering Americans to turn in most of their gold. 1975: the first full year Americans could legally own gold again.
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Reality is stranger than fiction. $MSTR is FUCKED!
JUST IN: Strategy $MSTR CEO Phong Le just said they might launch another perpetual preferred stock under the ticker $STRU. "We need a $STRU out there to finish off all the letters." 👀 STR𝗙 STR𝗨 STR𝗖 STR𝗞 STR𝗘 STR𝗗
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Scammers found a way to make people drain their own wallets without sending them a phishing link. They uploaded YouTube tutorials showing people how to build an AI crypto trading bot with Claude. People followed the tutorial themselves. Copied the code. Deployed the smart contract themselves. Funded it from their own wallets. And approved every transaction themselves. Except the “trading bot” had no trading logic. It was built to send their ETH straight to the scammers. 224 wallets lost 274.6 ETH, worth about $517,000 when it was stolen. The median victim lost 1 ETH. Some victims even got an error after getting drained telling them to deposit another 50% to fix the bot. They literally got people to build, fund and approve their own wallet drainer. You've got to be very careful this days
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I'm tired of everyone asking, "Why do we need Greenland?" We need it for that 5 army per turn bonus!
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It's really funny how the NFL has a helmet that reduces concussion chance by 50% but makes you look 50% more gay and most NFL players are like yeah give me the 50% less gay one
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Replying to @DschlopesIsBack
Fixed it for ya.
🤖 Made with AI
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Activate the poop drones!
The fly controls an FPV drone in simulation, keeping it airborne at low altitude and actively dodging any obstacles it sees
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Fly mining is a slippery slope. If they can mine bitcoin with flies, they will mine bitcoin with people.
Introducing HashFly...the first organic neuron bitcoin miner based on the fly brain. Fun fact if this could be scaled on real organic neurons, it would hash at ~ 1 watt per terahash...10x the efficiency of the best silicon 3nm ASICs!
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Study Bitcoin
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Je viens de découvrir un truc sur Bitcoin que je trouve vraiment sous-coté : les Silent Payments (BIP-352). Le principe est assez fou. Tu peux publier une seule adresse Bitcoin permanente, qui commence par sp1q..., et la donner à tout le monde. Contrairement à une adresse Bitcoin classique, quelqu’un ne peut pas simplement copier cette adresse dans un explorer et voir tout ce que tu as reçu. Techniquement, quand quelqu’un t’envoie des BTC, il ne paie pas directement ton adresse sp1q.... Son wallet utilise les données cryptographiques de ton Silent Payment et de la transaction pour dériver un nouvel output Taproot unique. Donc si 10 personnes m’envoient du Bitcoin, la blockchain verra 10 outputs différents, sans lien public évident entre eux. Mon wallet peut reconnaître ceux qui m’appartiennent grâce à une clé de scan. J’aime beaucoup l’idée : une identité Bitcoin permanente que tu peux afficher publiquement, sans transformer ton historique financier en information publique. Évidemment, ça ne rend pas Bitcoin totalement anonyme et tu peux toujours recréer des liens en dépensant tes UTXO d’une mauvaise manière. Mais pour la réception, je trouve le concept incroyablement élégant. Je viens de le tester directement avec Cake Wallet. Silent Payments / BIP-352. Clairement une fonctionnalité Bitcoin dont je n’entendais quasiment jamais parler.
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