@HMStrange

AKA Miss Andry.

London, England
Joined July 2009
ive had a rough day/week/month so im gonna try and get in the habit of tweeting things im happy/thankful for so i can go and look back at them
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Fanny Strange retweeted
Im not a huge Piers Morgan fan but fuck me I respect him for his tenacity in this interview.
When even Piers Morgan thinks it’s a genocide.
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Fanny Strange retweeted
I am begging Andy Burnham to read the Wolf Report. Practical education is valuable. But Key Stage 4 (aged 14-16) is too young to start sorting children into 'academic' and 'vocational' tracks. We learned this lesson in 2011 when Alison Wolf found that children from poor backgrounds were being funnelled into vocational qualifications which offered no progression on to further study and negligible employment opportunities. Meanwhile, fewer than half of pupils leave Key Stage 4 with a strong pass in both English and Maths. This is the real barrier to employment. Not that teenagers didn't study 'business' or 'creative media' at 14. Schools with a strong academic track record, and pupils with affluent parents, will avoid V Levels. They know they will soon be regarded as 'soft' by employers. But those already disadvantaged, or at underperforming schools will be pushed down a technical route. 14 year-olds who is struggling will be encouraged to take construction at GCSE rather than given extra maths tuition. The V Levels experiment will probably be phased out in a decade. But it will leave thousands of children, from the most deprived backgrounds, with a set of qualifications they cannot leverage into a job or further study.
We've all heard someone say 'school wasn't really for me’. And we should think about why that is. Our system is set up to reward young people who thrive in academic subjects and exams, but what about those who learn best by getting stuck in and doing things? Too often they're left behind. So we’re introducing new vocational GCSEs - proper, nationally recognised qualifications giving young people practical, hands-on learning that they can study alongside Maths, English and Science. And we’re creating 200,000 more work experience opportunities, so every teenager gets the chance to experience the world of work before they leave school. A one-size fits all approach simply doesn't work - I want to build an education system that values both academic and technical paths and gives all young people hope that their future will be brighter, whether it starts at university or not.
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Fanny Strange retweeted
They're charging £3k per month for a one bedroom flat in Elephant and Castle. That's the strongest birth control possible.
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"i promised them women" is one of the most chilling lines of all time and exactly how i think soldiers would act in a post-apocalypse.
I kinda hate it when the soldiers are often portrayed as the villains in post apocalypse type movies.
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Fanny Strange retweeted
It seems pretty insane that we've had two years now of ongoing pogroms, people trying to burn hotels down, obstructing ports and now shutting down lifeboats and none of their organisations have been prescribed. Just the grannies holding signs.
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Throw paint at a plane and you're looking at 20 years on terrorism charges. Close down a lifeboat station and what?
🚨 NEW: RNLI has now temporarily closed its Portsmouth station after staff and volunteers faced "physical abuse" and doxing over bringing migrants ashore
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One of my favorite pages during the basho is SumoBento on IG. And no pun intended, they cooked with this Ura mix of his performance so far.
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This was so funny to see
大の里、落ちる前に軽くかわいいのなんやねん #sumo #nhk
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相撲は体重が全てではない
身長165cm、体重58kgの最軽量記録で大相撲入りした新道(15歳)、デビュー戦でいきなり鳥取城北相撲部出身で身長188cm、体重165kgの松の里に当たってしまう
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今日から大相撲九月場所ですね
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「ちょっと寝られないらしくて…。不眠症。薬を飲んでも寝られないって。相撲が頭から離れないのはもちろん仕方がないんですけど」 健康診断では148キロだった体重も、師匠によると「140キロくらいになったと。メシも食えないから。のどを通らないって」 背負いこまないで😭 chunichi.co.jp/article/13097…
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I respect religion (as a personal belief) but I don't respect religion (as a structural sociopolitical institution)
Some of you need to learn to respect people's religion.
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Fanny Strange retweeted
There is literally no greater feeling in life than receiving this off a cat. Nothing. Not even close.
aggressive headbutt
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Fanny Strange retweeted
Wat Tyler is arguably one of the most controversial and fascinating figures of a brief yet intense events of the summer of 1381 in England, a story I am eager to explore, alongside the many other participants involved with this movie and books. The contemporary chronicler John Gower vividly describes the scene: "No one could forget the din when Wat Tyler led his makeshift army, comprising roofers, farmers, bakers, millers, ale-tasters, and parish priests, into the City of London on a crusade for bloody justice."
NEW LOOK at Cosmo Jarvis as Wat Tyler in Paul Greengrass’ “THE UPRISING”, also starring Andrew Garfield as Ploughman (Robin Hood?) and Jamie Bell as John Ball via Empire Magazine. The medieval epic from @FocusFeatures is releasing in theatre on September 11th.
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#LFF dates for the diary 🗓️ 2 Sep 11:00: Programme revealed 9 Sep 10:00: Priority booking for BFI Patrons 10 Sep 10:00: Priority booking for BFI Members 17 Sep 10:00: Tickets on general sale 1 Oct 10:00: Extra tickets released 7-18 October: The Festival takes place
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So we're subsidising one of the largest supermarkets twice. Once with Universal Credit for their low wages, and now providing them with free labour. Absolute joke of a government.
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced Sainsbury's will offer 10,000 work placements from October to help tackle youth unemployment
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Fanny Strange retweeted
Why the fuck is it always "Dolly Parton dead at 80" and never "Roman Polanski dead at 93" or "Woody Allen dead at 90"
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Capitalism in theory: companies innovate to have the best product Capitalism in practice:
Foods that have been recalled since the start of 2026: — Outshine fruit bars (Presence of glass) — Jalapenos (Salmonella contamination) — Salad dressing (Salmonella contamination) — Granola (Salmonella contamination) — Tomato soup (Listeria contamination) — Spice mix (Salmonella contamination) — Frozen blueberries (Salmonella contamination) — Eggs (Salmonella contamination) — Fruit puree pouches (Plastic contamination) — Iceberg lettuce (Cyclospora contamination) — Cat and dog food (Salmonella contamination) — Ricotta cheese (Listeria contamination) — Infant formula (Botulism contamination) — Dried herring fish (Botulism contamination) — Chocolate (Sildenafil contamination) — Croutons (Salmonella contamination) — Ice cream (Presence of metal) — Mushrooms (Listeria contamination) — Pita chips (Salmonella contamination) — Cheese curds (Salmonella contamination) — Coleslaw (Salmonella contamination) — Potato chips (Salmonella contamination) — Raw milk cheese (E. coli contamination) — Peeled garlic (Botulism contamination) — Black beans (Pesticide contamination) — Chocolate syrup (Sildenafil contamination) — Cottage cheese (Not fully pasteurized) — Cream cheese (Listeria contamination) — Baby food (Elevated levels of patulin) — Salmon (Listeria contamination) — Snack bars (Undeclared milk and soy) — Baked brownie bites (Choking threats) — Chia seeds (Salmonella contamination) — Yellowfin tuna (Botulism contamination) — Tamales (Listeria contamination)
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Fanny Strange retweeted
at what point does germany go "hang on a minute this all seems familiar"
Refugee and disabled children will be removed from mainstream education in the German state of Saxony-Anhalt if the far-Right Alternative for Germany (AfD) party wins the imminent regional election. The AfD’s manifesto sets out plans for a major educational overhaul, which would decrease the number of comprehensive schools in Saxony-Anhalt. It states that the “inclusion experiment has failed and must be ended” ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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Just a crazy coincidence that the British press have suddenly become very sceptical about mental illness just as the government is looking to slash disability benefits I'm sure.
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