@HKVenter

Hakuna Matata ✌

 Watford, England
Joined January 2011
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@lint_aaOct 20
Dear bra companies, I am BEGGING you to stop making bras with removable pads. 😭 Nobody wants to spend 10 minutes trying to shove a folded-up triangle back into a tiny hole after laundry day. WE ARE TIRED.
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Am I the only one who can spend an entire day at home without seeing or speaking to a single person and genuinely enjoy every minute of it? Some people call that loneliness. I call it a peaceful day with absolutely no obligations.
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The clocks going back an hour isn't enough. I need them to go back to £450 a month rent, £50 full tanks of fuel, £30 weekly food shops and £40k houses.
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Normalize BED-ROTTING on Saturdays and Sundays for your nervous system.
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Thank God I was born into an era like this as a girl🥹
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Today really should’ve been Friday.
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Jobs be asking me for 3 references and I think I might start doing the same. Like let me speak to 3 employees who actually enjoy working there please.
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Me after following a smokey eye tutorial on YouTube.
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Someone at work is going to suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your personal phone. It's very important that you don't listen to them.
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Normalize having a weekend with no big plans. Rest is a plan too.
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Jodie has become vile #towie
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regardless of how you were raised, it’s your job to grow up
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my greatest pleasure is getting home and walking around like this:
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Poor sportsmanship there Jas. You could of hugged Julia to congratulate her #loveislanduk #bitter
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I’m so shocked Simba and Angelista are 3rd! #loveislanduk
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Kavan is waiting to join Michael Flatly and dance along to Lord of the dance #loveislanduk
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Priya sells eyedrops, maybe she needs to use what she sells so she can finally see these men mugging her off #loveislanduk
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Priya just proved her apology is disingenuous #loveislanduk
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So Samraj is voting for Lorenzo then #loveislanduk
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Who’s left to vote. I’m bored 😂 #loveislanduk
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