Harold James Preller. RIP @padresjagoff. The hot new Padres themed Twitter that's sweeping #PadresTwitter. Not the actual Padres tweeting dick jokes!

Joined January 2018
Replying to @MiserableSDFan
@MiserableSDFan kinda pissed of the way analytics have messed up the game. Guy last night talking about magic numbers 😂. Is this baseball or Hogwarts or Pokey Mon
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Replying to @EVT_JClark
This tweet just feels like you showing up with a backpack full of condoms and dildos to “play Warhammer”
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NEW GWYNNTELLIGENCE PODCAST! The pals preview their upcoming Ted Leitner interview ep, talk about the hitting woes, the AAAA lineup, and how with the pyramid scheme toppling now is the time to push in the rest of the meager chips and make a desperate run gwynntelligence.com/2026/06/…
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If it drops another 90%, @HJPreller's dream may come true.
Red Robin has lost ~90% of its value over the last 5 years You can now buy the ENTIRE company for just ~$60 million They used to be one of the most beloved spots for kids, teens, and families... Where did it go wrong for them and can they turn it around?
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Actually he doesn’t need to kneel, he can just stand
Someone get Braden some knee pads while hes down there sucking off John Seidler.
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Greup: For all those wondering, these are my daughters. We share no blood but they are my life. They came from Cuba (legally, of course) six years ago. I am so proud of them and raising them has been the best, most rewarding thing I’ve done in my life.
.@erikgreupner shopping with some happy students:
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Replying to @MiserableSDFan
@MiserableSDFan switch Hugh Darvish and Craig Stammen’s roles to keep his back healthy? I feel like he would be electric out of the pen and we’ve seen Stammen be nails starting games when it mattered most
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NEW GWYNNTELLIGENCE PODCAST! The Pals welcome @johnmgennaro from @Section1904 to break down Mike Shildt (incompetent boob) "retiring". We also float a theory that our beloved Woods asking too many mean questions of Shildt in August was the final straw gwynntelligence.com/2025/10/…
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all these minor league openings in the org and cody decker still cant get a call
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The BAT X projection courtesy @DerekCarty Elias Diaz: 85 wRC+, positive defense Freddy Fermin: 79 wRC+, virtually same defense
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This haul for Fermin should’ve been used to obtain Sean Murphy a month ago but our cheap ass new owner John Seidler won’t spend and is not willing to pickup payroll. Frustrating.
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Oh hey it’s the small penis humiliation guy!
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I really want to hear a Mason Miller trade analysis from the guy that derived pleasure from offering gift cards to girls on twitter to make fun of his tremendously small dong
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He sprained his UCL when trying to be a starter because his arm action is so violent. That’s why he’s a closer.
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“Hudson Potts will be fine, development isn’t linear!”
Think about how many times “I kinda like Torrens” was said on Padres Podcasts…
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Think about how many times “I kinda like Torrens” was said on Padres Podcasts…
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