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Human Porch 🍤@HERESAPROTIP29 Feb 2020

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Human Porch 🍤@HERESAPROTIP20h

I will not buy shiny sneakers. I do not need shiny sneakers.

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@koshercockneyNov 1

Holy fucking shit. The most insane footage of the incident in Palm Beach. Never seen anything like this before in my life.

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Human Porch 🍤@HERESAPROTIPOct 29

Pistons won again!

Image from Human Porch 🍤 (@HERESAPROTIP)

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@zariqxavierOct 24

The Detroit Pistons best offensive player to start the year

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Human Porch 🍤@HERESAPROTIPOct 14

It’s because of magnets

Лаура 🦠@ecto_funOct 14

can someone who knows hip hop tell me why beats dont really sound like this anymore it sounds so fucking good

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Human Porch 🍤@HERESAPROTIPOct 14

Paul McCartney got me crine in Kroger #goodhangpodcast

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Human Porch 🍤@HERESAPROTIPOct 14

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

@Steez_47Oct 13

A Jay-Z x Kanye West song from the Graduation era has leaked called “Building”

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Human Porch 🍤@HERESAPROTIPOct 3

Bone in nugget

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Human Porch 🍤@HERESAPROTIPSep 26

Mmhmm sure Jan

Replying to @ovrkast

I say this to say, my name was never ever inspired by them.

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Human Porch 🍤@HERESAPROTIPSep 26

Mike Rogers is a punk ass bitch

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Human Porch 🍤@HERESAPROTIPSep 25

Might be a Boomer take but I’m a go with OutKast here

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@nathanfielder8 Feb 2012

nothing matters but love. please RT.

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Human Porch 🍤@HERESAPROTIPSep 23

Dream state

@shanejoneillSep 22

SKATE TRIP 10/10

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em@emilyagainSep 20

Nathan Fielder is indica Tim Robinson is sativa

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Amos Moses@angelpeesyrupsSep 19

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

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@xmagu37113Sep 10

大哥，你这是纯技术啊，纯手搓啊

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Human Porch 🍤@HERESAPROTIPSep 10

Loser Nazi fails to sellout stadium by over 11,000 !!!

Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴

@big_business_Sep 10

Ye brought in $29.8 MILLION across two sold-out nights at Soldier Field Stadium in Chicago, selling 129,562 tickets 🤯 The second show alone grossed $15.76M, the highest single-night total ever reported at the venue, surpassing Beyoncé’s previous record. ⬜️TICKETS SOLD: 129,562 ⬜️CAPACITY: 129,562 ⬜️REVENUE: 29,880,790

Image from Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 (@big_business_)

Image from Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 (@big_business_)

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@EvolveWildlifeSep 8

Descending from Heaven. In Florida’s Homosassa River, a manatee appears suddenly in the sun’s rays, like a vision. 📷 Sylvie Ayer

Image from Evolve (@EvolveWildlife)

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Human Porch 🍤@HERESAPROTIPSep 3

Crispy chicken fresh lettuce part two

Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴

@big_business_Sep 3

So... Suno has ended up pulling the Mary J. Blige ad after discovering the deal was made with someone who falsely claimed to be her team and ended up being a scammer. By then, the ad had already gone viral and the backlash was everywhere. The video was heavily edited and took her reactions completely out of context. Suno later confirmed Mary J. Blige was uncomfortable with it and never actually approved the ad 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Image from Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 (@big_business_)

Image from Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 (@big_business_)

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Human Porch 🍤@HERESAPROTIPSep 2

What the

Tampa Bay Times

@TB_TimesAug 31

Cubans living in Florida are being deported to Africa tampabay.com/news/2026/08/31…

Cubans living in Florida are being deported to Africa

Cubans living in Florida are being deported to Africa

ICE sent them away under a controversial policy without knowing where they were going or what would happen next.

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