Yeah - but low key she would be great at it.

Donald Trump and his asshole cult convinced 77 million voters that Joe Biden was sick and dying and too unhealthy for office. It was all a lie. And the MEDIA SOLD IT.

.@tmorello and Rage have been embarrassing Gen X since I was a kid and I’d have thought now that they’re old men they could finally stop!!

DEAR TROLLS: Please stop calling up my dad and leaving graphic voicemails threatening to castrate him, enough already

I have submitted my resignation from the Department of War. It has been an honor to support the mission of the Department. I remain a strong supporter of our nation’s military and Secretary Hegseth’s leadership. I’m stepping back to focus on my book tour and midterms analysis in the months ahead. I do want to say I’m disappointed by how Special Government Employees, not just myself, have been treated in public discourse. The SGE program exists so that talented private citizens can serve their country without leaving their lives behind. We as a nation can find a better way to welcome those who want to serve their country. I’m grateful to have had the opportunity. I wish the Department and Secretary Hegseth continued success.

If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy

You pay taxes to cover welfare for people who just choose not to work. That’s why I launched a welfare-to-work requirement. If you’re young, healthy, and get government assistance, you should work, go to school, or volunteer.

"Voting won't get us out of this," some say. OK. Then why post? You're not taking up muskets. (Please don't.) You're jibber jabbering. Totally stupid. If you really think nothing that can be done - lawfully - matters, sign off. Have some hot cocoa and let time pass you by.

Senator Collins’ office says we “took the word of someone who pled guilty,” but ProPublica conducted its own investigation of the former CEO’s assertions. We have the receipts. Our reporters independently corroborated much of the account by former Navatek CEO Martin Kao by reviewing a trove of evidence, legal records and interviewing dozens of people. And we reported that anti-corruption agents at the FBI were asking questions about Susan Collins as recently as late 2024. But after the reelection of President Trump, the FBI and DOJ teams handling public corruption probes were dismantled. Here is the full story: propublica.org/article/fbi-s…

When Trump was banned from every major social media platform as the sitting President of the United States, CNN and MSNBC celebrated. Now that they’re banned from the White House, they’re suddenly fans of the First Amendment? They don’t have a Constitutional right to be on White House grounds, no one is infringing on their ability to do reporting. They’re welcome to do that from their studio.

Can someone explain to me why I should devote even one iota of time and effort to helping the regime media outlets that President Trump banned from the White House? This is beyond whether it’s a good or bad idea to have done it. Let’s assume it’s a bad idea. Again, why would I or any other conservative choose to help them? Why would we spend any time at all supporting their cause, time we could be spending to support our own? 1. Would those media outlets help us if the tables were turned? Well, we already know the answer to that. They were eager participants in the cancelation of conservatives under Biden. So no, they would not help us. Why would we help them? 2. By helping them, don’t we help ourselves by preserving freedom of speech? No. See above. We already know they have zero interest in our freedom of speech, and, in fact, actively oppose it. 3. But isn’t it important for people to have a free press? Yes, in theory, but the unspoken premise is that these outlets are part of a free press. They aren’t. They are committed ideologues devoted to attacking us and undermining our country. 4. Aren’t you just bitter about the way the Washington Post printed a story about you full of false innuendo accusing you of something you didn’t do and failing to disclose readily available information that would’ve undermined that negative narrative? In fact, the regime press is garbage, as that incident reaffirmed. Why should I spend any of my time or effort caring about what Donald Trump did to them? Remember, we only have a limited bandwidth for genuine caring, and can only focus on so many things at any one time. We all choose what we focus on. I choose not to help our enemies regain a position from which they can further cause us harm. Instead, I choose to focus my efforts on defeating my enemies in the midterms. Beware of anyone choosing to help the enemy at the expense of helping their supposed allies. Hey, regime media, you’re on your own. I don’t care what Donald Trump does to you. Just like you don’t care what your lefty friends do to us.

It's not hard to map the political center.

Ron White on Ken Paxton: “He’s a criminal. Just a piece of shit” Joe Rogan: “I don’t know enough about him, but I do know they’re surprised Talarico’s ahead of him in the polls” Ron White: “I’m not. I think people are sick of what’s going on right now in Texas. They’ve been in control for 30 years, what have they given us? Let somebody else fucking drive. They’re jacking with my marijuana, I’m ready to get em out”

Ten of the @IdahoStatesman's reporters — more than half the staff — woke up Thursday to find they were part of a bloodbath of layoffs by @mcclatchy, our hedge-fund backed owner. If you can help my laid off colleagues financially — here's how: gofundme.com/f/help-idaho-st…

The ratio is a reflection of public opinion and enthusiasm and support, Heath. And public opinion is not on your side. Obviously, it's not on the Hatesman's side either. 😏

Here ya go, Heath, I'll try to help you understand this numerically. A normal post on X runs about 3% Likes/Views ratio. Higher than that, it typically gets more Views and either goes fully viral or eventually settles down to the 3% level. My post has a 6% ratio so far. Get it?

Schadenfreude. 👍😏😎