@HDergler

this account is a joke. everything is a joke. low brow crypto enthusiast. degenerate scumbag. I am not a serious person. Always be schizomaxxing

Sacramento, CA
Joined March 2020
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I wanna give some credit to Phantom for turning one of the best mobile wallets into utter garbage. Why can't I easily find my wallet address from the first page of the UI? Why does ever token sale automatically go to Phantoms stable coin? Why did they move the send or even receive tokens button into an obscure place and require 3-4 additional button clicks? It takes a special talent to turn a great product into an absolutely AWFUL one.
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they're doing yid to me at work tomorrow
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if you're buying a stonk coin post migration you might as well throw that money in the fire
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$8m worth of dust, what a waste
In less than 10 days, holders earned over $8,000,000 from Holder Reward tokens!
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Pumpfun needs to fix the threshold for callouts by either requiring a minimum holding period or making the callout disappear unless the caller maintains a position meaningfully larger than a few dollars
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type shit you gotta do to hit a 2x in the trenches nowadays
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what's interesting to me is that 100% of the memes are gone from the TL and the only place I see Jean Phil now is on posts that the coin pulled back 🤔 onto the next
solana:GTBxUiw6wJdmmkCGZgRHLyYxqu1vG4KtRpeox6yDpump HAS DUMPED 68% FROM ITS ATH OF $10.61M
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one of my favorite things is sneaking into a bundle on a high effort coin that already rolled socials etc. and watching them abandon the whole thing because I grabbed 2m tokens at $6k and I don't care that I'll lose ten bucks when they decide not to run it
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I wanna give some credit to Phantom for turning one of the best mobile wallets into utter garbage. Why can't I easily find my wallet address from the first page of the UI? Why does ever token sale automatically go to Phantoms stable coin? Why did they move the send or even receive tokens button into an obscure place and require 3-4 additional button clicks? It takes a special talent to turn a great product into an absolutely AWFUL one.
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*aped* 36s Yooooo 29s *exited* 12s its business 😭
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1. this dude probably ends up in a suitcase before the end of the cycle 2. if even half of this is half true there's no fucking point in anyone attempting to trade memecoins ever again
before I go I will tell you a secret: @frankdegods is behind @UsePaid and other projects and is slow rugging his people while maintaining steady cool ai tech guy look on CT @_Shadow36 is behind $troll with 0 real holders fully bundled shit while rugging his followers on $shadow $cupsey and shit loads of rh coins @theunipcs pumped useless so people would think he has motion while he was behind bonkfun and every bonkfun coin and rugged every single one of them @WhiteWhaleLabs is resmus and both are unipcs fake accs any coin that has @Cupseyy ping/buy is his bundle and will be sold on you axiom/pumpfun want you to believe that BubbleMaps and InsightX is where you should check bubbles, and if they are clean then coins are good, but they are lying, they are owned by the same people and don't show real bubbles, you should check it on solscanner.app which shows full bubbles but no terminal is integrating them because no coin would pump @AxiomExchange saves all your private data and trades on the information (also shares with others) @AxiomExchange charges above $100K+ for showing new launchpads on their platform and gives attention to highest bidder, really really corrupted company @PoorGoat_ is @blknoiz06 alt account and solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump has 0 real holders and is fully bundled, solana:Ai66LHZG9MCzg1WKdawwqduVAXpNDUuV8M3uyq5ppump is his bundled "meme" play and PoorGoat is his created persona, with fake fomo PnL, and he eats from airdrops from various projects, CATE was a try to push his launchpad, but was a total failure, most likely he's in loss in both projects, fair on him, much better than any other guy I mentioned, but truth has to be told, CT deserves better @fomo leaderboard consists of only fake personas and fake PnLs, 98% of those accounts are not real people, they are one of the bundled wallets in bundled coins registered on fomo as a real user, just to lure people into following those wallets and luring them into scam coins @Pumpfun was made by young kids that were bundling and rugging coins, but they were super good at doing it, and they wanted a bigger stage, where they could launch as many coins as they want on their own platform, where they could control the whole process, and they have succeeded, they are some successful kids from criminal underground, very successful at what they are doing, and they know how to keep the casino going, since bundling and scamming is all they know, its in their roots now to the yokai part, yea yokai sucks, has no motion, but at least has stayed true to his shit stuff, he is also a made up persona, but he always wanted to launch smth cool that would work, without all the bs, but since it wasnt working out he was usually taking his money back by selling into the pool, to take back what he invested, sometimes in profits and many times in losses, thats why I believe @blknoiz06 is in a huge loss on CATE and ANSEM, because when you try to keep things up there, in this market, almost always you're taking a huge loss and waiting for bull market to bring you profits, which never came to the trenches, dont really give a fuck if ppl believe this or not if you look at my posts lately i've been fucking around with this account, totally not serious with it anymore, its just a hated account with shitty history and literally with hundreds of failures, but before I left I wanted to give you some real info, so trenches can learn a bit from experienced and if you ask I will give much more detailed information cancer to trenches: - @Pumpfun - @AxiomExchange - @theunipcs - @fomo (for not banning fake accounts from leaderboard and dining with shitty influencers, while 95% of fomo users are in a loss) - @frankdegods with a lot of cash behind the scenes, cash he made through DeGods, he's super smart and talanted guy, so I respect him, at least he pushes cool stuff before slow rugging them, but I believe he can do much bigger things in life, proper talanted indian, but still an indian - @_Shadow36 literally a scammer, thinks he's smart, he's not, in a different (lower) league than ppl/companies mentioned above - @blknoiz06 cool chad, feels like he doesn't want to sleep at night thinking he's a scammer, but he kinda is with all the bs coins he pushed and never mentioned again such as solana:DitHyRMQiSDhn5cnKMJV2CDDt6sVct96YrECiM49pump and having fake personas @PoorGoat_ / CATE etc, also not as talanted as he makes it look like, I think he's overinvested and has no idea what to do rn the og of CT? @cobie I have nothing bad to say about the guy. he stayed cool as fuck all these years, built something valuable, and sold it to @coinbase for a billion dollars, now he works and does good for CB trenches will do better when cancer is cured but for now, there is now cure for cancer, so all you can do is gamble end is near for them, stay smart, always check for signs that I mentioned above, to tell fake from real, use solscanner not other bubble map platforms, stay away from manipulators, and if there's a real runner you will know, it will be funny or super viral, it will have a narrative that can last, and it will have clean bubblemaps with real volume that's growing, and no cancer around it DO NOT follow tracked wallets that Axiom or Pumpfun gives you, write your own agents and bots that can find real winners from latest successful launches, not the bundle wallets that had good PnL, but real traders that profitted, get your agents to find patterns between these plays, and get your own signals, do not track KOLs, the only reason they give you those names is to fuck you right in the ass cheers
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ansem and saylor are pissed enough jean phil. more solana:7gKKy2p1SaMkRFPX7caF96YpfuMMpDj82ZpjaffuvaU5.
🤖 Made with AI
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STONKS $PARK — EPISODE VI: JESUS WILL BE PROUD @crypto_bitlord7 and the ogs are done watching. they're going to pump.fun hq, and they brought C4. who makes it out?
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>be hunter gatherer >look at mountain >"yeah it's beautiful" >starve >plant wheat instead of hunting and gathering >wheat works >too much wheat >need somewhere to put wheat >build granary >need someone to count wheat >invent writing >need someone to guard wheat >invent state >need someone to trade wheat >invent money >money works better than wheat >need somewhere to put money >build bank >bank lends money to guy with idea >guy builds mill by the river >mill needs 40 guys >40 guys move next to mill >40 guys need bread, beer, a church >bakery, tavern, church move next to 40 guys >another guy borrows for a second mill >mill town >mill town gets a port >port town >everyone within 200 miles hears there's money at the port >everyone within 200 miles shows up >run out space >can't build out >build up >more >skyscraper >civilizational loop compounds >order a private taxi for your burrito
how can anyone look at this and think to build a skyscraper
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kashi? the burrito financing company?
This thread is 100% gonna blow up and I am gonna look like a salty c****again but @icobeast pissed me off so now it's gonna get ugly Kalshi fakes their crypto volume and I can prove it NOTHING pisses me off more than watching a company treat its own customers like complete fucking idiots Grab some popcorn cause I dissected every piece of evidence one by one until there’s basically no way for him to respond without making this look even worse Oh and FYI, I left every source at the end so y’all can check the receipts yourselves 😘 1/x
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biggest episode ever coming tomorrow sunday 20 sep at 2 PM ET the ogs on a mission to make jesus proud episode 6 ft. @crypto_bitlord7 stay tuned
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the funniest thing about this for me is that I don't think I've EVER even known who the FBI director was before this clown
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Pumpfun should change their name to dumpfun
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I had no idea Kash Patel was at the Coldplay concert!
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