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Joined April 2020
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She's a nexus being here, the Scarlet Witch is only one
If there's infinite variants of the scarlet witch across the multiverse, is there any reason Dr. Doom went for the one who's supposed to be dead??
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1 week into woke 3.0, and we already got Wanda back. Dems really do deliver
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ressurreições hot 100 #1: wanda maximoff [NEW] #2: jesus cristo (-1)
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The fact you are calling it Twitter is evidence that your statement is wrong
I often think about how Elon Musk fired 80% of the staff at Twitter and it just worked better.
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"increase burden on firms" And it's simply stating the wage in a job advertisement. What a genuinely pathetic boot licking take to have
Silly idea & will increase burden on firms at time of a job crisis. Plus British people are squeamish re: chatting about their salaries - they'd rather discuss their sex lives than reveal what they earn.
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Oh I know the finance and legal sector is going to be PISSED. Serves them right though. I hope this law is extended to internal roles.
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced employers will be legally required to publish salaries on job adverts "You should know what a job pays before spending your time and effort applying for it"
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In the United Kingdom, you can be arrested and put on the sex offenders register for having a gag reflex
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all politicians are sexless, virgins who never got invited to anything and are taking it out on the british public
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Nah Sonia we just want to be able to engage in oral without being told essentially that aspects of it are illegal. Not all of us have no gag reflex, tho I’m sure those that don’t would be immune to prosecution
The porn-addled of X are an angry bunch 🤪
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Well if we ban porn how are we going to be wankers
Unpopular opinion. All porn should be banned for the safety of women and to end the exploit of lonely addicted men. Anyone defending it I just assume has some super weird fetish they want to keep watching. Don’t be a wanker!
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Just clocked a gag at the abortion clinic whilst listening to Clairo the house down boots and went to the diner with my illegal transgender immigrant friends where they serve onika burgers and their blue haired servers have pronouns you cant pronounce
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trying to explain why im Against the uk porn laws without sounding like The Pervert
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One of the main drivers of friction between myself and my parents when I came out was their doubt of my sexuality. Gays who are full of self-hatred should really keep it do themselves and get a therapist to understand why that is
“We need to allow parents to say, no I'm sorry you're a girl, or even maybe, I’m sorry I don't think you're gay.” Kathleen Stock says parents should be free to question their child’s identity without fear of prosecution.
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Someone get Erica Kirk off the streets omg she’s gone rouge.
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Backbenchers in the mumsnet mafia writing legislation
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Los fachos viendo que Texas se pintó de azul con el triunfo de los Demócratas. PD. Texas no tenía un representante Demócrata en el Senado desde 1988. #EleccionesEEUU #USElections
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The reason we r so fucked with all these tech bros is that they lack emotional intelligence and have poor social skills. They were likely subject of ridicule at school. So this AI boom is giving them a taste of what its like to be 'popular' and they've turned into technofascists
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There are no online spaces for kids anymore, when I grew up there were loads.
UKs Online Safety Minister has announced all in-game chat will be placed behind an ID gate. Cutting of teenagers from the ability to socialise, risking the cybersecurity of gamers and driving up costs for Gaming industry gamersvoice.org/uk-gaming-re… #SaveOurGames #Stopkillinginternet
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