Ok but what if instead of a traditional werewolf there’s a DILF one who is always monstrous… just gets bigger, smellier, and more virile during full moons? Hmmm

There are Daddy Vlads everywhere for those with holes eager enough to accept vampire DILF dick 🙏🏼

Loml

It’s tough being a lover boy with a low libido. Why can’t bottoms just be satisfied with making out, having their asses eaten, and just giving me a big pre cummy boner?? 🥲

Vlad sobbing thru videos of bats being rehabilitated from his coffin

If your butthole looks like this I WILL be aggressively making out with it for close to an hour

Me asf

I do not sing well but I do sing quite loudly when I’m high and take a shower

Someone tried to flirt with me by talking about movies but I nerded out so hard after they expressed an opinion I disagree with and I could see the light of attraction fade away in their eyes while I talked 😭

😍

I’m just really dumb so I get along best with an aggressive power bottom who allows me to get disrespectful with their ass 🫶🏼

High and emotional about Backpack, the nepo baby Fat Bear Week champion 😭

I'm the Mag...where's my Charles!!

I eat ass SO vigorously I honestly can’t be blamed for bite marks…it just happens naturally when I’m lost in the sauce :(

Wow who's that handsome (and hung!) devil?~

🥵

My future boi wife ahhhh

Dam I’m really feeling the years in my muscles. Fucked the hell out of this caked up muscular short king and he made me really work for it and now I can barely move 😭