Did you know that Sunday afternoon existential dread peaks at precisely 3:45 PM when the sunlight hits the floor at a specific angle? Now you know
I love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause I asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast?” and I know he wasn’t lying when he said “summon creatures.”
Thrilled to have Bang Chan of Stray Kids join us trackside at Marina Bay. @Breitling
#SingaporeGP
Boundless gratitude to @breitling for setting a cadence that thoroughly devoured the evening.
Irreversible mental damage in the best way possible, @theweeknd absolutely ran riot. XO
Had no recollection that I was leaving this particular artifact to quietly rot away in the depths of my camera roll, but here you go.
Devastated that this oppressive regime has somehow found a way to completely annihilate my gym time. My morning routine now demands a full forty-five minutes of agonising bureaucracy just to exist and state-mandated misery before I’ve even touched a black coffee.







































