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Boom. Cross-universe compatible. goo.gl/c2z4t

Hey everyone, I just finished writing the ultimate guide to building your products in public. Here it is! STEP 1: Build In Public STEP 2: See Step 1

I remember when Jamstack was just something I would do with the 12 blueberry pancakes I'd order at IHOP. Those were simpler times.

Hello, Twitter! I'm the founder of everything I've ever founded. Ask me anything!

That one startup that forgot to put "blazing fast" as a qualifier in the tagline for their app / script / library / framework / plugin / generator / doohickey / thingamajig.

I think it's about time someone writes a blog post about Impostor Syndrome.

I'm gonna monetize.... ... ... ... ... ... ... YOUR FACE

In retrospect, all my spacer.gifs in 1999 should have been animated.

Hey, I have an original, creative, and groundbreaking idea! How about I change my bio photo to one of me wearing a Coronavirus mask! Ho! What? Innovation, baby!

This just in: Scientists have finally found a use for the "go faster" and "go slower" buttons in Zoom.

I like to singledorp my gitflows. It's just good sense.

If you can't figure out if your project is a framework, library, boilerplate, plugin, script, or extension, simply refer to it as an "initiative". That should cover you in all directions.

Can I use AdBlock Plus to stop AdBlock Plus from asking me for donations?

I hope someone creates an interactive chart/app/website that shows real-time COVID-19 cases worldwide. I think the previous 35,000 of such projects were unacceptable.

CSS4 is so last Tuesday.

Whenever I have a programming problem, everyone's all up in my grill devsplaining.

Remember when we all thought Parallax was amazing? Ah, we were so young.

I consider myself a Social Media Influenza.

CURRENT TECH: Easiest time in mankind's history to track the exact location and personal information of any human being alive. ALSO CURRENT TECH: Easiest time in mankind's history to send anonymous death threats to people whose opinions make you feel mildly uncomfortable.

BREAKING NEWS: Hipsters using paper straws instead of plastic ones will have no effect whatsoever on global warming.