Seattle isn’t dying (They hate us because they ain’t us). Girl dad. Motorcycle enthusiast. Attorney. Ram TRX and opinions are mine. Go Dawgs and Go Blue!

Seattle, WA
Joined September 2018
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Michael Corleone never gets up, even to shake hands. Everyone has to come to him. Such a simple detail, yet it tells you exactly who controls the room.
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Replying to @barstoolsports
Yea I’m team Hailee sorry not sorry
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The NFL has released footage of the proper technique Chop Robinson should have used to hit Patrick Mahomes.
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The last remaining undefeated teams in the AFC…
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#TRENDING: Seattle was just ranked the 4th best city in the world. 🌎🏔️ According to Oxford Economics’ 2026 Global Cities Index, Seattle ranked #4 out of 1,000 cities worldwide, trailing only New York, London and Paris. Seattle finished ahead of San Francisco, Dublin, Boston, San Jose, Tokyo and Zurich. The ranking measures cities across economics, human capital, quality of life, environment and governance. Seattle at #4 in the world… too high, too low, or just right? 👀
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All these new stadiums look the same. Lumen clears.
A look at the Commanders’ new stadium scheduled to open in 2030:
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My Dad when my mom would drop me off on the weekend
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9 Big Macs in and I have hit a wall Not a good time for little kids to start asking Ronald McDonald for a photo
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Dante Moore opted out of the NFL draft to lose to Oklahoma State
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WINNER WINNER!
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Ground beef today was $9.99/lb. Are we great yet? Is this the golden age?
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GuyInSeattle retweeted
Typical fantasy football trade negotiation:
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GuyInSeattle retweeted
Rutgers invented college football in 1869 and has spent the last 160 years regretting the decision
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Penn St. frat bros on the way to class every morning.
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You guys aren't going to like this but Seattle is quite enjoyable
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The stars of Episode 1? Virginia Mason Athletic Center and @LumenField. Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Seahawks out now on @hbomax
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Someone’s gonna watch hard knocks and move to Seattle just based off that opening scene
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