@Guru_Doug

ima hot n bothered astronaut

 Atlanta, GA
linktr.ee/gurudoug
Joined February 2011
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Replying to @THEK0UNT
@THEK0UNT 馃槀
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This app is ass
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men usually dont get their first flowers til their funeral
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guru doug retweeted
Hobo John@john_hoboMay 11
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depression is a natural response to that kind of loss. Hang in there guru dog
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I鈥檓 less fucked up still not sober, Never mind the fake love rather have the cold shoulder. lost a couple homies that just happens as u get older.. and I鈥檝e gotten older.
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If you ran it up once you can do it again
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Surprise hose.. $TILL PAID EP. 1. $TILL PAID (FREE$TYLE)聽 2.聽$TAY MOODY聽 3.聽HOT N $WEET聽 4.聽$OFA聽 5. PALO $ANTO FEAT. STORMZY
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Who wants a frenchie ?
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You have more power than u think u do
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I still believe in Santa idgaf
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Funny prank idea: make people study for 16 years while putting them into extreme debt then replace them with Al
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Joe Rogan: "Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? AI could absolutely return as Jesus."
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Happy blessgiving
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The funniest thing to witness is a lame that thinks money will make them unlame or like talented all of a sudden
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I heard someone say, "You'll never feel ready because ready isn't a feeling. It's a decision." & I can't stop replaying that shit in my head.
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You ever get so high it feel like you got a hat on
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The player met a virgin had a baby names him Sean
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The new stu is littt bitties
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i got people holding grudges against me for shiii they did to me
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You are a fucking artist
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Yoooooo #chia peeps are crazy!!! 馃尡馃尡馃尡 thank you for the warm welcome! 鉂わ笍
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