LIVE on #Periscope: train ride pscp.tv/w/aQ4O5jExNjkwOTU2fD…

I've been trhimg to block her out but non-stop talking woman just told evwryone her parents are dead #noonetalkingnow.

Woman on the GO is re-enacting last weeks South Park #wordbyword.

Hey #Ikea. You apologize and say you'll be here in half an hour or an hour and a half later you say to be another 15? #badservice

Hey #ikea You said I had to be here between 1 and 5. Why weren't you? #time=money

@rossmckie ahahaha. Skinny guy with a 'stache?

Waiting more than half an hour to open a TD checking account. #timeismoney

@rossmckie if you could see the look on your O face. Priceless!

@rossmckie if you could see the look on your face right now. Priceless!

@rossmckie I know. I have tapped your phone.

@rossmckie Happiest of New Yearses to you, Ross.

"I wanna bend my available light cone in yer event horizon" #metaphysicsbootycall

Threw my back out lifting luggage. Again...this trip mau be cursed. #vicadinviking

Today I'm gonna race a hurricane! #reapthewhirlwind

I am now officially living out of a suitcase for the next 5 months. 2 hours into my trip and GO train has made it a nightmare. #seabears

Clinton to DNC "You will feel it. You WILL feel it" #creepyoutofcontext

Y'know what,CNN? I am NOT an" energy voter" because that is just some bullshit your sponsors made up and you run the ad non stop.