Officer it’s not domestic violence I said punch buggy no punch back

If you know the lyrics to Kim- Eminem I can tell a lot about what kind of childhood you had

sending sad animal ig reels to my empath gf in the middle of the day >>>

Up late in the 4th quarter (friday afternoon) and just converted a massive 3rd down (sent an email) Time to kneel out the clock (30min bathroom break) and get out of here with a win

Every time I see a mid-30’s adult who previously had gauges i instantly lose all respect Droopy ear dumbass how did you think that was a good idea?😂😂😂 Enjoy the permanent underclass retard

I can tell if ur trans within 2 seconds of hearing you speak 100% accuracy

New hard knocks episode sucked

Gf currently crying watching some dumb talking sheep movie while I watch 2015 alabama football highlights man derrick henry was a beast

If I saw that fucked up lookin raccoon jimmithy on my property I’d blast that it with my 12 gauge

had to go to an engagement celebration at a gay bar #shrink

Safety compliance officer told me I was operating equipment in an unsafe manner Excuse me sir if you think that was unsafe you should see me operate a motor vehicle on any given night after 11pm #pussy

Who the fuck is Mr beast?

I make a dime, boss makes a buck That’s why I cut the catalytic converter out of the company truck #RollTide

was just given a 1979 Komatsu D355A bulldozer any ideas what I should do with it?

I fuckin knew it!!!

Band just played family tradition and I got they wanna tell me to settle down???

TRUMP IS PRESIDENT AGAIN THANK YOU LORD AND ROLL MF TIDE

ball up top @KamalaHarris

IF U COME AT THE KING, U BEST NOT MISS #MAGA2024

AMERICA NEEDS YOU @realDonaldTrump