ALT Image featuring Cyrax from Mortal Kombat 3 - his profile reads: CYRAX Cyrax: Cyrax was cyberbullied for wearing motocross pads to school one day and when he told the principal he did nothing. So he bought some predator dreadlocks off the dark web and started watching three times more anime and now he gets cyberbullied every second of his life.

ALT Profile of the mortal kombat 3 character Jax beside an illustration of him. Text reads: Jax: Known to the world as the master of jacking off, Jax induced death-grip on his donger from too frequent cranking. So he had his arms replaced with metal arms so he could grab his penis with enough strength to feel something again, but when he got home to jerk off immediately after surgery he accidentally gripped his dick too hard and tore it right off. Now he must fight other freaks in a tournament where the prize is a metal penis. JAX