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I’m a funky dancer and I like to wear my grumpy pants 👀 Web Developer during the day. Hammer - COYI

Camberwell, Southwark. London
Joined June 2015
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Classic 🤣
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Hahahaha 😂🤣
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🎶 Do you remember The 21st night of September? Love was changin' the minds of pretenders While chasin' the clouds away🎶 ✨️❤️✨️❤️✨️❤️✨️❤️✨️❤️✨️❤️✨️
🎶Do you remember the 21st of September…
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That guy will come across this video one day
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my mum asked me if this was real
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Never regret a day in your life. Good days give happiness, bad days give experiences, worst days give lessons, and best days give memories. —Professor Richard Feynman
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Imagine being given somewhere around 80 years on a planet floating through an incomprehensibly enormous universe, surrounded by billions of people you will never meet, mysteries you will never solve, places you will never see, and more knowledge than you could absorb in a thousand lifetimes... and spending the whole damn thing worrying about money, arguing with strangers, impressing people you don't even like, and doing something you hate five days a week because somebody convinced you that was life. I don't know, man. I think we may have gotten a few things terribly wrong.
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Me when I get my Coffee in the morning! 😂
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The power of a woman's finger
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An American soldier, Iraq 2005. "Those Brits are a strange old race. They show affection by abusing each other, will think nothing of casually stopping in the middle of a firefight for a 'brewup' and eat food that I wouldn't give to a dying dog. But fuck me, I would rather have one British squaddie on side than an entire battalion of Spetznaz! Why? Because the British are the only people in this world who when the chips are down and it seems like there is no hope left, instead of getting sentimental or hysterical, will strap on their pack, charge their rifle, light up a smoke, and calmly and wryly grin, 'Well, are we going then you wanker?" 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧
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He was asked how many days he can go without showering if he gets $100K as a reward daily, wait for his response 😭, It’s the seriousness for me 😂
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Thomas Tuchel’s face when he thought Stones did something to his shoulder 🤣🤣🤣 What a squad 👏😅🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Luke Skywalker getting his robotic hand adjusted - deleted scene: 😭
🤖 Made with AI
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"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." The Empire Strikes Back was released in Japan 46 years ago today. - Jamie
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My year is progressing as planned.
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I hope when he goes it’ll be as spectacular as this. 😂🤣
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Necesito esto para una cosa
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Korean man tunes into a Zoom meeting while on a roller coaster. There's no way they didn't know 😂
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video depicts a staged comedic skit by Ulsan Nam-gu officials promoting a local cart attraction, not a genuine Zoom meeting on a roller coaster. youtube.com/watch?v=pvumkI…
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