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Grumpy Cat

@GrumpyCatPaw

There are two kinds of people in this world. And I don't like them. (Not affiliated with The Grumpy Cat) -Parody-

Joined September 2013
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My silence is my attitude.
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Facebook needs a "dislike" and a "you're an idiot button."
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Honey Boo Boo's mother has a boyfriend and you're single... Just let that sink in.
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Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?
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Free food? ..okay I'll go.
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I saw a spider in the bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down.
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I laugh during inappropriate situations.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
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I don't care if I'm pissing you off, learn how to take a joke.
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I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.
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I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
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Ever look at your best friend and wonder why the hell you aren't comedians?
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I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
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Stressing out about crap I have no control over is probably what I do best.
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Statistics show that people with the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
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When I open a bag of bread, I skip the first piece. Because it's ugly.
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People who investigate strange noises in horror movies deserve to die.
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I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the script.
Your status makes me want to punch you in the face. -_-
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School Tomorrow School Schoo Scho Sch Sc S Sm Smo Smok Smoke Smoke meth and ditch class
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