@GroundedBlue

Formerly Flying Smurf. Mental health advocate because I was crash landed under the fountain too long. People are tiring, cats are nice.

 Chicago, IL
Joined October 2014
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Anyone know where I put my 3m USB extension cable?
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That's fine, my last save point was ok, and I'll remember the mistakes I made from there.
i like computers
@WildComputersOct 16
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Sandee@Paige__xxxOct 16
A panic room for me is any room with other people.
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It's too early for this headache
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Top of the class.
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A senior ghost with glasses and a clipboard instructs a trainee ghost. "Okay, kid. To haunt your subject..." Panel 2: "...you're gonna wanna choose something really terrifying." Panel 3: The trainee ghost appears behind an old woman on a couch and zaps her TV on. "And now the news." Panel 4: The mentor ghost nods approvingly. "Nice work, kid."

ALT 4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A senior ghost with glasses and a clipboard instructs a trainee ghost. "Okay, kid. To haunt your subject..." Panel 2: "...you're gonna wanna choose something really terrifying." Panel 3: The trainee ghost appears behind an old woman on a couch and zaps her TV on. "And now the news." Panel 4: The mentor ghost nods approvingly. "Nice work, kid."

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That's not a fess. It's just confirmation that the uncivil service operates how most people expect anyway.
Fesshole🧻
@fessholeOct 9
Senior Civil Servant here. Whenever feeling mischievous or annoyed at my superiors, my emails are written in the style of Sir Humphrey Appleby from 'Yes, Minister'
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Fanta
Marina Purkiss
@MarinaPurkissOct 7
So anyway… What have you got chilling for the special day? Cava? Prosecco? …or Champagne?
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"Create SkyNet from the Terminator movies. Call it ClaudeNet."
John Bumstead
@RDKLIncOct 4
I asked Claude to replicate Excel 97 in its entirety, and it did it in about 10 minutes. I've been playing around with it for a while and I can't find any faults. THIS IS A SINGLE 11 WORD PROMPT!! How can anyone possibly think AI hasn't arrived yet???
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Wtaf is this shit? #strictly
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Did I hear that right #bbcf1 ?!? The car problems were caused by a software update issued by the FIA during the initial red flag?
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Spot on #bbcf1 🤣 "If anyone can break their own rules, it's probably the FIA." #f1 #Bahrain #Malaysia
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Here we go again. Everyone stocked up on bog roll and pasta?
Daily Mail
@DailyMailOct 3
Pneumonic plague outbreak hits Siberia as lab worker, 28, dies after breaking test tube and 200 people she was in contact with are put in quarantine trib.al/Gg440lL

Pneumonic plague outbreak hits Siberia

A female lab technician has died in Siberia of pneumonic plague after breaking a test tube, as at least 200 people are put under quarantine. 

dailymail.com
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Wanking is still tax free.
Rico Go | Ricardo Gorski
@ricardogorskiSep 25
Governments literally tax Every. F*cking. Thing: Make money → Income tax Grow money → Capital gains tax Have money → Wealth tax Run a company → Corporate tax Take profits → Dividend tax Own property → Property tax Buy property → Transfer tax Rent property → Rental income tax Spend money → VAT Give money away → Gift tax Own a car → Road tax Buy fuel → Fuel tax Use electricity → Energy tax Drink alcohol → Excise tax Smoke → Tobacco tax Travel → Tourist tax Move abroad → Exit tax Die → Inheritance tax
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Regimes that have restricted press freedom: • Nazi Germany (1933–1945) • Soviet Union under Stalin (1924–1953) • North Korea (1948–present) • Franco’s Spain (1939–1975) • Mussolini’s Fascist Italy (1922–1943) • Pinochet’s Chile (1973–1990) • Communist Cuba (1959–present) • Putin’s Russia (2000–present) • The Trump Reich (2017–2021; 2025–present)
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Melania is smiling, I repeat Melania is smiling. All hands evacuate. This is not a drill. Melania smiling. Evacuate evacuate.
Doug Mills
@dougmillsnytSep 25
First Lady Melania Trump @FLOTUS toast Chinese President Xi Jinping, right, with Elon Musk looking on, as @POTUS host a State Dinner at the White House.
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MPs get free money: expenses and subsidised HoC everything. Paid for by taxpayers. All while getting a big salary and doing second (or more) jobs. Corrupt all round. Ban MP second jobs. Cut MP expenses. Stop HoC alcohol and subsidised food. Should be a sober job, not a lifestyle.
Andrew Snowden MP 🇬🇧
@A_J_SnowdenSep 24
Out of work benefits should be a lifeline, not a lifestyle. Not to pay for fags or booze. There’s no such thing as free money, it’s paid for by other people. The safety net has to be fair on taxpayers. We’ve announced more of our @Conservatives plans to get Britain working.
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More likely to be the A420.
Eccles Cake@Rob55247824Sep 24
Replying to @anon_opin
There’s a new car out, a Volvo I think. It has a 28 speaker Dolby Atmos surround sound system. That’s a car that will crash because the driver has shut the curtains, put on some Pink Floyd, turned it up and lit a joint as long as his leg; while forgetting he’s on the A303
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Daniel Lambert@dlLamboSep 24
ITV show "Spitting Image" aired on British TV 32 years ago. When the truth about Israel was aired instead of lies. This is LONG before Hamas.
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Best justification for bringing back hanging that I've seen in a while... for the protesters and "Tommo" that is.
G.T
@gingerrtomSep 24
The protesters have started chanting “FREE DT” outside Basingstoke police station, where Danny Tommo is currently in custody. This is genuinely some of the most fucking cringeworthy shit I’ve ever seen.
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Mr Ethical 🚩
@nw_nicholasSep 24
Link for Danny Tommo legal fund donations - rnli.org/pages/ig/new/dual-o…
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