Still never watched Star Wars

I wish I was into eels and horses instead of little lying hoes, because then I probably wouldn’t be in jail.

Pigs will be flying when these hoes stop lying.

Hello @TheJusticeDept When I was asleep Tristan ate my chocolate bar. When I woke up he said I was “A girly little bitch” Please contact me urgently I would like to change sides and become prosecution witness.

Rented.

Tristan asked the guard yesterday if the chicken was from a free range farm and the guard replied “Nigga you’re weird. This is jail” Tristan has “lost his temper” paces back and forth talking about how mean it is to battery farm chickens and has begun writing the warden of the jail and progressing through the jail grievance process. He is also writing to Gordon Ramsey and Jamie Oliver requesting immediate assistance.

The most heinous accusations can be thrown at any man with an ex. All it takes is a quick rewrite of history. No man is safe from this.

Why is it every single man who speaks against the government has “raped” a girl in the past and every single cuck who does what the government wants, even if he's a drug addict, alcoholic, sex addict, he's never ever sexually assaulted anybody?

Only a belief in greatness will ever equip you with the ability to achieve it. Believe.

Without sensory overload, jail makes you enjoy things you never normally would think about. Like enjoying something with someone you love. If there’s a chocolate bar, I don’t want to eat it. Tristan doesn’t want to eat it. But if we both agree to have half, it’s fun and we really wanna eat it. We don’t want chocolate, but we do want to share. Sharing is fun.

I do not fear impossible odds, the cosmic author of my story loves a twist.

An apartment I was sharing in 2014 with 5 other fighters was raided and I was arrested. All of the devices were taken from the apartment and nothing happened. Nothing was found on them. All charges against me were officially dropped in 2019 regarding this raid. The devices were then destroyed by the police because they refused to return them. Now randomly in 2026 they say they have a download of the device (the device is confirmed destroyed) and found a group chat on it with 50 fighters in it sending around gore videos. A man stepping on a landmine Cartel cutting some guy's head off Isis setting people on fire Some guy fucking an eel Bla bla. And are CHARGING me with this for indecent porn in a group chat? Um… excuse me. I thought I was a human trafficker? I thought I had girls tied up in basements? From world's biggest human trafficker to an old group chat when I was 24? Do you have any idea how pathetic and desperate this looks? Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel. This is what 6 years of investigations have gotten you? Is this why I’m in federal prison 15 years later? An old group chat? IT WASN'T EVEN MY PHONE. Clown world.

Every time our prison meal arrives Tristan takes it and asks through the door “Is this organic?” The prison guards usually reply with: What? Tristan: Is this food organic? Guard: What? Just take it. Tristan: Is this locally sourced? Guard: *slams food tray shut* Tristan then eats the food and complains to me the entire time that it's not organic and not locally sourced. He's been doing this every single meal for weeks.

The scary thing about jail is that at least 10% of the people in here are innocent. Not subjectively innocent, or “could be” innocent. Totally completely innocent. Bad lawyers. Forced plea deals. It's very easy to get caught up and wrecked by this system. Do you have 500k sitting around in a bank ready to transfer today for a good legal team? Because if you don’t, you are relying on a lawyer who often has other jobs and tasks and can’t focus on your case. It's easy to lose against the ever powerful DOJ in this circumstance. If you’re falsely accused of a crime you didn’t commit, looking at 10 years, and if you take a plea deal to get it off the officer's desk you only have to do a year… many innocent people admit guilt to get it over with. They can’t afford lawyers anyway. There are hundreds of thousands of innocent people in these jails who have been brutally fucked by the system. Innocent until proven guilty doesn’t exist. Look at me, I’ve been in and out of jail all around the world for 5 years and never even had a trial. It’s easy in freedom to think “I’ll never go to jail, I don’t do anything wrong” Yes. And it's easy to drive thinking you’ll never get in a car crash. Unless you’ve interacted with the judicial system, you truly have no idea how bad it is, and how easy it is for a totally innocent person to have their life destroyed.

The blood which flows within you comes directly from your ancestors. They are all around you, helping you, guiding you. Listen and they will tell you what to do. You have abandoned them purely because “science” can’t find them.

During the Salem Witch Trials, a man could point at a woman with a baseless accusation and destroy her life. During 2026, a woman can point at a man with a baseless accusation and destroy his life.

My life has been endless assault and setback. Endless attacks and misfortune. The story of my success and wealth isn’t that I made hay while the sun shone. It’s that I managed to make more hay than most anyone else, while they enjoyed the sunshine and I was in the constant torrential rain.

If you won't go to jail for it, you don't believe in it.

The entire continuum of human wisdom can be distilled into two words - Hope and Try.

The story of success, is the story of the men who made the best of every shit hand they were dealt. The men who were cheated against, but won anyway.