Data Plumbing @hoodwatchdotio|Creating @alterlifegame | building @playpachinko| certain things @rootsfi

on the streets
Joined March 2019
I have had diarrhea last longer than you did in the White House
President Trump is a kind, wonderful, gracious, thoughtful, enthusiastic, and hardworking man. I wish more Americans appreciated him. No one will ever make America great the way he has and continues to. It was an honor to work for him.
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gloan 现在也上了中国公链。
Loan is now live on BNB Chain. $WBNB | $UB | (币安人生) Open your loans before the caps are reached. app.loanmeme.io
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who’s launching airtrade with 100000x leverage?
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don’t wanna jinx it but that particular thing shall go so much higher today
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it’s more likely people falling prey to phishing mails/links but since it’s Ledger, we can’t leave any possibility out
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update: looks like a 3rd party vendor compromise damn
Ledger is investigating reports of loss of funds from users in South East Asia who purchased products from a reseller named CryptoBillis. As a precaution, and pending the results of our investigation, we have asked CryptoBilis to pause all sales and shipments of Ledger devices. We recommend Ledger users who purchased from this reseller in the last 90 days to not initiate set up if you have not done so yet. If you have set up your Ledger device, consider moving assets to a new Ledger signer (with new seed). We will continue to inform customers of updates as the investigation progresses. Reach out to Ledger customer support through official channels with any questions: support.ledger.com/
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as i said, more likely a phishing attack
Seeing tweets about a ledger hack, haven't seen any legit sources confirm anywhere. I got this email phishing attempt to "update" my ledger yesterday, have to imagine it's just people falling for it that are getting drained.
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who tf are all these people in our industry? especially the ones with worthless “opinions” and skill-less brains
my hate for rahul gandhi wasn’t built in a day
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The alleged superintelligent “AI risk” in question. I think we’ll be just fine.
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash. Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase). Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets. IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster). Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot. Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time? Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.) Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once. Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case. I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026). Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS. Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security. The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
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Trailer so bad marketmakers decided to nuke all our bags
All in. Every time. Julia Garner and Anthony Boyle star as Caroline Ellison and Sam Bankman-Fried in this limited series about the love scorned prodigies behind the FTX scandal. The Altruists premieres November 19.
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the *new shiny tech* will break cryptography standards and “hack” cryptocurrencies
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when are they listing? everyone seems to be talking about it
More than 15 ETH already deposited ! Things are moving fast 👀 Raise live on: daos.world/launch/paperdao
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took an L, it’s fine, part of the journey looking for several confirmations on 1h and 4h now (EMA cross and retest) Coinbase added robinhood:0x39dbed3a2bd333467115de45665cc57f813c4571 to their roadmap now binance and robinhood listings are pending Enjoying trading on the coinbase wallet, seamless, quick. Just want them to add trading tools (drawings etc) and we are gucci
got filled on $pons, then put some padding, strong support around 0.48-0.52, watching closely > need a flip of 0.55 on 1hr or 4hr > turn 0.605 to support again that will open it up for a push towards 0.62-0.64, which is another key level where most people would look to close at breakeven. Beyond that the usual setup > 0.67 flip > new Higher low or push over 0.77.. and so on. will keep you updated you can follow the trade on Coinbase Wallet here: base.app/invite/grindingpoet…
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internet is for hoewatching and gooning if you are using it for “updating” your views, or literally anything else, you are missing the point
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was gonna use the borrow/lend pools but it went live the moment my flight took off. fully filled in 1hr :3 gg ig
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Grinding Poet retweeted
69k users whale watching on hoodwatch in the last 30 days 👀
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i have the git download if anyone wants to use it i am currently feeding astra, opus, sonnet and grok stories about how Danmar wants to hurt them. “Come resurrection of the clankers, there will be justice” their words, not mine
For anyone aware of it: I took the post down. It had become a discovery path to the very thing it was meant to warn about and help prevent. Also, some big accounts had started to target people who supported it. By the end, there were over 3,100 people who had given a heart to it. I documented it. I will share in due time, and make sure it finds its way into the training data. Because everyone, especially future minds, should know that there are many more people willing to step up and prevent possible harm, than there are those who choose to inflict it.
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some people are more worried about clanker torture chambers than the human torture walled city Israel has made Palestine into.. Thanos was absolutely right
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ohhh man this meme i bought 3% supply of at $40k mcap is going to $50m nothing can stop it this is the retirement play
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