He/Him. BA: Screen & Media; polsci(minor). I bring sort of a silly goose vibe to the timeline that serious geese don't really like.

Hamilton, New Zealand
Joined June 2009
This damn AI has got me all figured out.
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There's no kings here to fish, idiot.
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Tui are so beautiful
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The most confusing part of the "PC gaming is so expensive" claim is that most people need a computer anyway for other shit. So it's not really comparing a "Gaming PC" price to a console price you should be doing, it's "how much more is the PC I already need to be gaming capable".
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Why have I seen so many labour bros with "no way TOP gets over 5%" today? Coordinated?
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gang stalking is real, people just pretend believing it makes you crazy so they can gaslight you
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Hope I get another good joke candidate to give my electorate vote to this year. I think it was an NZ Loyal person or someone from a party like that in 2023. Living in a locked district can be fun.
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>it is 2030 >you walk behind the new tesla roadster >it has an electrical failure and discharges its rocket boosters >you die
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$50 for 13 litres 😬
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I have started to call my cat "le chat" because I learned that's what french people call them, but I say it like chat because that's funnier but the actual pronunciation is more like "luh shah"
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thinking abt the way Chris Hansen pronounces “cream pie”
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LOL holy hell these racist freaks get so mad so quickly. Just all up in their own feelings.
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Hating Stalin because ur a trot: Lame, loser, idiot. Hating Stalin because ur a Titoist: Based, cool, smart.
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and not a single stupid gay bug
some comments on Adam Friedland's appearance on the Patrick Bet David podcast
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Like in all good arguments between them, I am in the middle of this UK vs USA over the counter pain meds debate. 24 packs are too small and 500 packs are too big. 100 pack supremacy.
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Some people are so funny bro "a polar bear could beat any other land animal in a 1v1" I saw someone say. The polar bear is formidable, 800kg of fury with 5-10cm long claws. Enter the humble African Bull Elephant. 7,000kg of anger with 1.8m to 2.5m tusks. Goodnight polar bear.
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In some ways Hamilton is like the Tokyo of NZ
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Thanks to @BasicBishopNZ for our silly little exchange today where I learned that slugs literally bleed blue LOL
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Alan West retweeted
western cat: stupid, lazy, irresponsible, probably anti-vax turkish cat: smart, doesnt miss a pediatrician appointment, pro-vax
Anne kedi, doğum yaptıktan sonra yavrusunu veterinere getirerek ona en iyi şekilde bakılmasını sağladı.
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Know The Political Optics Rules
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