Technology Strategy & Product Development Engineering

Joined February 2024
Tired: Presidential pardon for @ElizabethHolmes Wired: work release for Elizabeth Holmes so she can be White House Press Secretary
Replying to @aberrant_states
no actually Elizabeth Holmes is at the intersection of boring and vastly over covered. and we are participating in her vapid plot to get a presidential pardon. I like when he covers boring stuff that’s not also famous
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Cars can get significantly faster and more efficient (3x) when driving autonomously. The value proposition for flying cars is not much.
Replying to @RokoMijic
We have helicopters and quad bikes. The key characteristic of a "flying car" is more people can use them for more routine tasks, compared to a helicopter. Maybe a lawyer could commute to work in one. This causes traffic safety problems because most people couldn't navigate.
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It would be more interesting to understand the people who gave Theranos money.
nathan fielder has an almost incomprehensible film making talent and he’s wasting it on some quite boring subject matter. there is nothing very interesting about elizabeth holmes or billy evans
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Astounding insult
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Everybody makes fun of the Sentinel's lifting capacity until it cooks off 1000 lbs of ammo in your hood
JUST IN: Chinese robotics company unveils a massive 13-foot-tall, 2,400-pound humanoid robot capable of lifting more than 1,100 pounds.
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Can't wait to rep H-town in my @Tesla
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I just realized most of y'all haven't done a barrel roll in a car before.
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Will Provost retweeted
Replying to @Tesla
Sweet jump!
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This one didn't come out. The other janky AI generated memes I created last night where exactly what I wanted. You may not like them, but this is what peak meme looks like. But this one just doesn't work for a few thematic reasons even if it were reworked visually.
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Will Provost retweeted
Replying to @planefag
Me and the boys tonight
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Will Provost retweeted
Replying to @mauddweeb
They took the @tesla roadster off a sweet jump
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Will Provost retweeted
Replying to @WarrenInTheBuff
I can imagine myself commuting to work in it
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Will Provost retweeted
Replying to @Jonathan_Blow
Be honest. Would you rather they vibe coded it in C++ or Rust?
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My face when
Imagine your modern software pauses to garbage collect while you're in the middle of Doing a Barrel Roll in your car.
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Nice! @Tesla but we already saw this in 2015
Real life, baby
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With the old version we had to use after market rocket engines. This is very nice. Pic below is my cousins in their 2009 Tesla Roadster, the General Lee
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The business world is full of Finks who have brought this upon themselves (and us)
BlackRock CEO Larry Fink says America has lost the “bedrock” of its traditional workforce, as lifelong careers become increasingly rare.
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"I have red eyes that can pierce through darkness, but do they call me the night vision guy? no. I roam the range at night, but do they call me Night Ranger? No. You suck the blood out of ONE GOAT"
Chupacabras is plural because it is a portmanteau “chupa cabras” (goats sucker)
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This is how gippety talks to me
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