gm gm mfers. It’s me, the original Jenkins back behind this account. My arc from humble valet, to world renowned writer, back to humble valet is a crazy one. At one point, under the guidance of my international talent agents, I gave up the keys to my twitter account. I started rubbing shoulders with the very people I used to serve. I thought I was a somebody. And where did that get me? Into rooms with SBF, Do Kwan, @notthreadguy? Well, of course. But it also took me away from you, the people I love to faithfully serve. And so I’ve given it all up. I’ve taken my post back up at the valet stand, and I’ve got a laundry list of odd jobs to do for so many of you. I’m going to need some help though, because the tasks I’m being called to do are so devious in nature that I don’t think I’ll be able to handle them alone. I need to source input from you all. Back to you soon. *tips cap*