@GregPoehler

Still getting it done

 Stockholm, Sweden
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Joined March 2010
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The key to happiness is to find something that you love to do. And then do that once you get home from your boring, but high-paying, job.
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Pretty sure I watched this while eating a PB&J with the crusts cut off. Still the greatest putt in golf history.
Golf Swirl@GolfSwirl22h
You never played golf in your life but need to sink a 15 footer for a car.
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Family Feud
@FamilyFeudOct 12
Past or present, name a famous person with “Queen” in their name. 🎤👑🎶

Name a famous person with “Queen” in their name.

Past or present, name a famous person with “Queen” in their name.

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“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as…”
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 13
OMG she is brutally bad at this
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Sweden’s Pat Riley
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I suppose the kids also delivered
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I’d like to weigh in on the “Cornell 7” frat house scandal: I wasn’t there and have no idea what happened. Neither does anyone taking a stand online calling her a liar or them rapists. It’s ok to sit things out sometimes. xo
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MikeyGrabBag@MikeyGrabBagsSep 22
Dare accepted. Happy First Day of Fall. Gas is up another 16%. Anything else?
MamaK
@KiraRMar 26
Replying to @MikeyGrabBags @Houseofpain85
No shit Sherlock. We are at war. That happens. I dare you to send me a photo again in the fall.
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Still the most realistic scene ever put on screen
Autumn Rivers
@Autumn_Rivers4Sep 21
For the famous "U Can't Touch This" dance scene, Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu wore heels so they could fit in the same camera frame as Cameron Diaz, who performed the routine barefoot
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The most unfairly bashed finale of all time. Most people actually still think they were dead the whole time. Meanwhile, everyone pretends that the ending to the Sopranos was great even though we all thought our power went out at the end.
cinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticMay 22
The finale of Lost (2004) has honestly aged way better than people gave it credit for at the time. Rewatching it now, the emotional payoff lands much harder once the pressure of solving every mystery is gone and the focus shifts back to the characters.
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Greg Poehler@GregPoehlerMay 23
The most unfairly bashed finale of all time. Most people actually still think they were dead the whole time. Meanwhile, everyone pretends that the ending to the Sopranos was great even though we all thought our power went out at the end.
cinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticMay 22
The finale of Lost (2004) has honestly aged way better than people gave it credit for at the time. Rewatching it now, the emotional payoff lands much harder once the pressure of solving every mystery is gone and the focus shifts back to the characters.
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This was the first Dennis Miller monologue on Monday Night Football. Amazing that ABC Sports green-lit a second season of this.
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Älskar fan Swedish House Mafia! Kommer aldrig glömma denna kväll!
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Alex Dale@typofotoAug 17
Jamiroquai but dead
Far Out Magazine
@FarOutMagAug 16
If you could meet any musician, dead or alive, who would it be? 🎤👇
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Blind Mike
@BlindMike_1 Mar 2018
I'll toss my hat in the ring for the Michael Holley replacement search
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بكيز@cavsbuckeyesAug 7
The Kanter thing is even more pathetic than it seems on first glance cause he doesn't even have the balls to say that he identifies as a woman in that video. So scared of getting called gay that you can't commit to your grift
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Not all heroes wear capes!
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Carter Donnick@CDonnick1Aug 3
The “shut up and dribble” party when an athlete legitimately just wants to shut up and dribble…
Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlogAug 3
Caitlin Clark might be the biggest coward in the history of sports. She refuses to say anything about the anti-white racism she has been subjected to since coming into the league. She punts on the trans question, which is the easiest question you could ever be asked. No spine.
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Here’s a proper use of AI. xitter.cf/labutacadetodos/status…
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@brunoballlJul 25
It’s tight but it’s the right decision
Gordon Hannah@GCHPTFCJul 24
Can't believe my daughter has been given a parking ticket for this, absolute jobsworth of a parking attendant... who is actually obstructed or inconvenienced by this ?? @EDCouncil @PoliceScotland
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Billy Mays III
@infinitethirdJul 26
saw the odyssey last night. great movie but all I could focus on was everyone’s race and gender
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