Teacher, coach, anonymous blogger. Assistant Director of the National Dad Joke Strategic Reserves

Watertown, CT
Joined June 2012
Hope Hoon Lee gets an Emmy for East of Eden.
10
This may be the only successful way to make “conversion therapy” work.
Trump: "I met the owner of the restaurant. He said, 'Mr. President, I'd like to kiss you.' He's a very powerful man. I don't want this guy kissing me, but he's a powerful, influential man. He said, 'Sir, I want to kiss you.' I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Sir, I really want to kiss you.' So I said, 'No, thank you.'"
20
Jordan Love needs to stop hitting all his receivers in the hands.
1
72
Fuck yeah, Falcons have the same record as the Rams! Wait a second…
71
Miller’s Crossing Harold and Maude No Country For Old Men
This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here's mine: Casablanca Aliens Raising Arizona
1
28
Rest now, sister. We have the watch, and we’ll see you in Valhalla.
FOX: Peter Doocy has just announced per a senior white house official we can characterize what's happening with Katie as her transitioning out of the press secretary job.
125
2,206
30
43,608
597,089
Katie Zacharia has learned her lesson. - Susan Collins
32
There are two marmots inside of you. They are both chonky.
This is the ideal marmot body. You may not understand it. But this is what peak performance looks like.
1
38
Ok Falcons. You wanna be a smash mouth team? This is your opportunity. (But pass to set up the run)
32
I’m not used to the Falcons converting 3rd and 10
40
FUCKING SPECIAL TEAMS
17
Hey Collinsworth. If they send four it’s not a blitz you fucking moron.
44
UGA is too stupid to win this game.
46
Fraudsby, Steals and Trash
What's the name of this trio?
5
Watching this mook is to watch someone spiraling. He knows he’s fucked, but he can’t admit he’s fucked so he just flails about.
Hegseth: "In every combat position, we've returned the standard to the highest male standard only"
27
Man. I’m impressed by this Dallas defense. Not in a good way, but impressed!
24
This USMNT performance is pretty disjointed. Some of that is Canadian shithousing but it’s also just having a different lineup each game. Clustering on the ball, poor passing. But whatever. 1-0
1
37
Chris Sale is no Ray Kerr
24
“Every accusation is a confession” remains THE Touchstone of this era
Vance: "They are ruthless. They will do whatever they need to do, right up to cheating and right up to lying. And right up to putting somebody on the ballot who has no reason to be there other than to help them steal an election."
11
Saturday: USMNT 3-0 over Mexico Sunday: Braves 3-2 over Dodgers Monday: Falcons curb stomping the Saints. If the Braves beat the Dodgers and the USMNT beats Canada tomorrow I may just die of happiness
1
73