@GregBoyed

I present 1 news Tonight at TVNZ. Firm believer cereal is a meal at any hour. Husband to 1 Dad to 2 and drummer to all

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Daughter saw 'Mana Mia 2' was singing #Chiquita 'dancing once again & the pain will end' was confident it was 'like a pen - gu - in' . So that was a teachable moment #mamamia #Abba
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Hehe #Tauranga #bestyet
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If #homealone was set in 2018 Kevin would call his parents mobiles, they'd turn around, 6 minute movie tops.
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Get outa my way, watch me break it down (explanatory journalism or dance moves?) 🤔
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Calling dead people "late" has to be the ultimate in optimism. Wait all you like, they're not showing up. #dead
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A&E doctors are calling for stricter alcohol laws, fed up with treating injuries they say are preventable. While the number of alcohol related injuries is dropping, a new study suggests we're falling behind other countries in the OECD. Here's all the details from @1NewsNZ:
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Time is nearly up e te iwi! A little reminder from my whānau to yours, that the #MāoriOption closes soon. So make your choice, Māori roll or general roll? #MāuTonuEKōwhiri
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At farmers market bloke "how do I know you"?!? me "Umm newsreader tv1" him "oh haha I'm more a @SamHayes_ man myself"!! .. we shared a laugh I shed a tear, then kicked him in the ear.
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Upon reflection I doubt EVERYONE was Kung Fu fighting. But even if they were its highly unlikely those cats were fast as lightning
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I just got an email from a 'hotmail' address. Only a courier pigeon cooing on the windowsill would have shocked me more #hotmail #oldschoolevenforaluddite
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Just as well #ElonMusk has all that $$$ so he can hire peeps to help with that bloody great chip on his shoulder
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When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only pain for others. It's the same when you are stupid.
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Loose tea is the cuff links of the beverage world .. fine and well but we've moved on.
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Just in terms of hitting my rhyming buttons why not #soberOctober? #dryjuly
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#BREAKING confirmation from the Thai Navy SEALs that all 12 boys and the coach are now out safely. Incredible. #ThaiCaveRescue #ThamLuang – at Pong Pha, Thailand
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As headline pairings go, this weeks effort from the @BBCBreaking will take some beating
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Somewhere in a Hollywood office "ok how about Jason Statham AND Ray Winstone as the divers"? casting for 'Trapped: the Thai Cave rescue' begins #ThaiCave
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How nice to start the day with "wow they're alive, that's brilliant"! instead "what did the terracotta man child say overnight" #Thailandcave #Trump
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Me cuddling Mr Three "love you buddy" Him "I just farted on you, you're welcome" #dadlife
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Thanks for getting the keyboard removed @GregBoyed was driving me crazy. 😂
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