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"You were never a real Christian" gets greatly overused against apostates but it's absolutely true for a lot of folks.
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In my youthful generosity I thought that leftists were idealistic, liberals were practical, and conservatives were clever.
But experience teaches us that everyone is dumb.
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Funny how he goes "think about it", but can't be bothered to fact check the claim.
"Then the days of Adam after he became the father of Seth were 800 years, and he became the father of other sons and daughters." Genesis 5:4
The New Atheism is all about snippets, misdirection, and mockery. Its one of the reasons why it will never become the majority.
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Internet Atheists when you allow a person with birth defects to live a successful and happy life instead of m*rdering him in the womb
Here's my suggestion for the Malfoid meme AU: the Sorting Hat talks and sings like Weird Al Yankovic
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The spirit of modernity is not even atheism, it is demanding that God justify Himself to us for making us exist; a true hatred and resentment towards reality itself. Modern people can imagine Hell, but are offended by Heaven.
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Buddy, you've got the roles reversed there
We're not the party of "I hate my Dad"
Replying to @BENZOTOOIE
I know that loving your family is a weird concept for right-wingers, but it does happen.
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>not Christian
>mocks Christianity
>fantasizes about Jesus loving him
your heart yearns for salvation but your mind is in denial. Christ will wait for you
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Replying to @BishopJaxi
It reminds me this joke about a guy stuck on a roof during a flood. Three times rescue workers approach him to save him but he always refuses with "God will save me". Eventually he dies, goes before God and asks him why He didn't save him and God answers "I tried. Three times."
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My favorite thing about Internet Atheism is how they don't actually know anything about the religions they mock.
That fat laughing character everyone associates with Buddhism is not the Buddha.
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You don't even have the guts to type "fucking" and you think you're going to take my guns from me?
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>Metaphor for the fleeting pleasure of sin
>Discovers it’s not worth it
>Thinks this makes it a bad metaphor









































