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Preston, England
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Things more useful than Preston North End’s defence at the moment:
Tits on a nun
Chocolate teapot
The screen time lock on my phone
Arne Slots barber
Man Uniteds defence
Dick Van Dykes knob after 6 pints
My knob after 6 pints
I think for the first time ever, I am genuinely ashamed to be a fan of this club #pnefc
Next time I think about watching us play I’m gonna chuck £30 in the log burner and sit in front of a wall for 2 hours, I’ll find that far more enjoyable #pnefc
We play alright for about 10 minutes then we’ll do something that pub team would be ashamed of, rinse and repeat #pnefc
Also what the fuck does Alexander see in Burgzorg, the ball literally bounces off him, he isn’t quick and he doesn’t want to take a man on #pnefc
Lang is crap, he’s scored 2 headers and stunk up the gaff otherwise, no idea why he’s on ahead of Mills #pnefc
Aaron Green retweeted
32-year-old Ryan Dinnage, who was part of Nigel Farage’s security team, has been jailed for eight and a half years for raping a woman while she slept in a caravan.
He was charged in 2025, was still protecting Nigel Farage in April and May 2026, and was convicted in June.
Can’t wait for Gar from the Lion Challenge vs The Ibiza final boss on misfits boxing in about 3 months
This is probably fairly enlightening on the fact that Hecky was probably actually doing a decent job #pnefc
We’ve just got the bottom of the league stink all over us, we’ve played well for 30 mins, switch off once and immediately concede #pnefc