@GreenIsWriting

I am Green. I write on AO3. Idk what else to say 🔞 🇱🇰 🇦🇺

Joined February 2022
⭐️🌱 Masterthread 🌱⭐️
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I’m sorry i’m so absent 😭 i have many dms to reply to IM NOT IGNORING IM JUST VERY BUSY
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I think in public Lance seems like the more clingy/affectionate one but then they go home and Keith genuinely needs to sleep with his entire body weight on top of Lance or with his he between his thighs or else he’s the crankiest man alive
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Nobody believes Keith is blind because Kosmo is so unconventional for a seeing-eye dog, but that's who Keith chose and bonded with. So far, his disability hasn't gotten him into too much trouble.
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android sex bot Keith who gets discarded for being a terrible sex bot — he shuts down anyone tries to have intercourse with him, and he’s discarded because of it. Lance who finds him in a trash heap and takes him to Pidge to be reconstructed and reprogrammed. He needs a 🧵
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nanny bot for his child but all the models on the market are just a bit too mechanical for his taste. Keith, though, Keith is remarkably well programmed, very life like, and he takes to caring for a child so well. It does make Lance feel bad when he starts having /thoughts/
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about the gorgeous bot
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me making allura and adam alive in every hc and au ive ever had
when your fav is canonically dead as fuck so you reach that level of unwellness where you just refuse to acknowledge it ever
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prince keith who takes every opportunity to sleep with the pretty maid Lance that cleans his quarters and Lance who’s convinced Keith is just using him for a quick fuck. He’s bitter and upset about it but god Keith is handsome and so damn sweet. Keith, meanwhile has 🧵
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zero intention of stringing Lance along. It’s one and done for him, he’s so obsessed with Lance. He just needs a ring to get Lance to be his consort and he’ll be happy
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theyre aurafarming
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People gossiping about Lance and Keith having sex and how good Lance must get it and how big Keith must be and Keith shamefully getting hard at the thought that people KNOW lance belongs to him and spreads his legs for him that he’s KEITH’s and Keith’s tasted him and fucked him
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sketch
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adam keith + modern aus mis amores
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pregnant lance in the shooting range, doing a bit of target practice to clear his head while simultaneously stressing the fuck out of his husband keith keeps asking if lance wants to sit down 🙄
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big fan of keith getting flirted with by an alien but somehow, he doesn't catch that, and lance is just watching like FUCKKKK i can't even do anything because he's not even my man and keith isn't even bothered because he's so STUPID he doesn't even know he's being FLIRTED with
lance feeling this intense jealousy whenever the paladins have to attend some social event because every alien always ends up looking at keith. sure, keith is the most beautiful man to have walked the galaxy but keith is also HIS man (well not yet... b-but he's getting there!)
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#klance Lance and the ex he can't seem to admit he's still dating
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deaf!keith staring, mesmerized, at the way lance’s wedding ring glints when he signs, looking so pretty and perfect that keith completely forgets to pay attention to what his husband is trying to say, and now that husband is pouting keith’s in marital bliss
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bunny!hybrid lance talking big about his stamina — he is a rabbit after all — only to go limp round 1… reduced to a twitchy, whiny mess with every thrust thereafter, ‘till keith pulls out and paints lance’s tail white with cum
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currently at 12k on beauty and beast au enjoy a snippet
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