The wait is over. We proudly announce the 2nd book in the series is now out and available on Amazon. £2.99 eBook. £6.99 paperback. amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0BTPSC…

The weekly dose of rambling nonsense is out. We discuss fig mustard, foody TV travelogues, the time Jon's band (sort of) appeared on the Belgian version of The Archers and when B's chatting in the make up chair saw her end up on the cutting room floor. Wherever u get your podcast

Episode 3 is out of the oven and once again, it's a bit of a non show. The topic? Bread. Why? Because Jon was given a bread maker. Check out this photo for his first ever attempt. B thinks it looks like a rat has chewed it. Do you agree? Success? Not a success? Please vote #bread

So here it is. Episode 1 of The None Show. open.spotify.com/episode/2Qs…

Season 3 is finally here. B. & Jon proudly present The None Show. Every week we select an often overlooked topic and discuss it in forensic detail. Episode 1. Washing-up.

This week is our Xmas Special. There are a lot of funny folks out there who do online product reviews. We've found some Xmas ones. Oh, and Brian gives us a festive slice from a classic. Hope you all have a great Christmas and New Year rb.gy/cvgidx

A salamalander. Mooooo! #ImACeleb

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Once again we've somehow stumbled into our Twitter account to say #ff these shows y'all! @MultiverseOfBad @being_bookish @ScreenSaversPod @YNFMoviePod @NrdAlternative @fmwlpod @HelloWndrflpod @SWOProductions @WhatIHadHeardW1 @theJaMcastpod @Zed1Pod @fmofmpodcast @WhatIHadHeardW1

This Friday it’s something different. B’s doing some chocolate consultancy work and can’t get to the cafe, so Jon’s joined by Brian on the other mic. Brian’s memoir - A Long Life on the Stage - is in the pipeline and he gives a early peek into how he became the star he is today

The questers. Still onboard the galleon encounter a shoal of mythical Jongrons. After feeding their King and his soldiers with Crill & Plankton flavoured goldfish food now hopefully find themselves on their way onwards. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…

Massive shout out and a gazillion thank yous to @MultiverseOfBad for providing our new logo for the show. All season two will be reposted with this. We’re thinking for a name for him. Suggestions welcome

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“Ibble dibble dabble doo. I roll the dice and I roll them true.” Can Captain Cartanno throw the legendary Wangeroo and save the Questers from a watery grave by getting sucked through The Vortex. Listen here. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…

Here’s another quest to make #HouseOfTheDragon seem inconsequential and a bit of a light spat. Oh and it has added horoscopes. open.spotify.com/episode/6NS…

Grandolf & Co. set off on the mysterious galleon, only to find out there has been a cock-up with the travel arrangements and tickets. But all's not lost because the club lounge has all manner of freebies for them to enjoy. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…

Oh you pretty things. Chapter 9 of book 2. Brian's been channeling David Bowie's back catalogue for this week's horoscope. The Quester's meet the mysterious Captain Cartanno and his Galleon as they set off to discover the Amulet of Snorker. It's all here. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…