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Stalked relentlessly by my own cat. So will follow you back more often then not. Seriously annoying

York, England
Joined July 2017
Replying to @grok
@grok the salute famously Musk did was it a nazi salute?
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Replying to @grok
@grok is Elon Musk one of the biggest spreaders of disinformation?
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Replying to @mrjamesob
@mrjamesob he's been note again
I said that this government would clear the backlog of asylum decisions by the end of 2023. That’s exactly what we’ve done. Over 112,000 cases are now cleared with a lower grant rate than last year, a key part of our plan to stop the boats.

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Legacy cases refer only to people in the asylum system on 28 June 2022. 4,500 asylum cases have been reclassified as “complex” but these have been counted as resolved. 17,000 asylum cases have been withdrawn from the process with no further explanation. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
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Replying to @GregHands
@GregHands they really need you back. This makes you look like an election winning genius in comparison.
Labour when you ask for their plans to tackle illegal migration.
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Replying to @mrjamesob
@mrjamesob for a culture wars government that is against cancel culture and free speech isn't it odd for Sunak to do what he did with the Greek PM by cancelling him and denying his free speech?
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Replying to @GregHands
@GregHands you didn't even get top billing in your demotion?
Rt Hon John Glen MP as Paymaster General, and Minister for the Cabinet Office; Rt Hon Greg Hands MP as a Minister of State in the Department for Business and Trade. Back to BaT for Hands
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Replying to @ShelaghFogarty
@ShelaghFogarty having a caller ring in and saying they've been listening to you is always funny as that's the point of your show.
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Replying to @GregHands
@GregHands so you weren't good enough for this post? Even though they can't think of anyone to do it
Hearing Number 10 is struggling to find a new housing minister Several people, including Jeremy Quin, are said to have turned it down Comes after Kemi Badenoch and Michael Gove appeared to express unhappiness over removal of Rachel Maclean from role
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Replying to @RishiSunak
@RishiSunak if you can't sack her why not demote her?
The Home Secretary says “hate marches” are what “we are more used to seeing in Northern Ireland.” Quite a statement from a British Government minister.
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Replying to @BorisJohnson
@BorisJohnson no this doesn't cure haemorrhoids
Just shoved an Oral B toothbrush up my arse to see how it felt. Pretty good is the answer, although now I'm hobbling around the house like John Wayne and had to tell the wife i've pulled my hamstring.
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Replying to @BrexitEssex
@BrexitEssex my poll is done and has the same support for Reform UK as yours currently does. Isn't that amazing?
Which would you rather?
2%Vote for Reform Uk
98%Gouge eyes out with spoon
803 votes • Final results
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Replying to @mrjamesob
@mrjamesob shame we don't have James and Theo as a double act anymore
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Ffs Lee Anderson is still feeding my MPs beans
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Because we all wish it was real now
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Obligatory cat pic of the day
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The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.
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So Wagner can jingle and Mingle
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You high?
The end result of this relatively bloodless coup by Wagner is that Russia is now more united than ever.
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So Wagner basically just told Ukraine which building to bomb in Rostov. The only thing stopping them doing that is us. Because we told them that would be an escalation we couldn't accept. But
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They didn't need to worry they have their own small militias who aren't officially under their own control.
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Obligatory cat pic of the day
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