Author of #SPFBO9 finalist, Daughter of the Beast. https://xitter.cf/t.co/RJzsf30AdA

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Big issue here that not a lot of people seem to be noticing. The idea that having aesthetic preferences means "gooning" is reductive and honestly kinda gross. You can appreciate femininity without being a disgusting creep who makes jacking off your sole personality trait ffs.
Okay, time to mute this. This debate is so fucking dumb... Goon to whatever the fuck you want, end of the story.
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After rewatching breaking bad, I got back into justified, and man, it's so much wittier and funnier than I remember. It really has got some of the best dialogue out of any TV show I've seen and I'm honestly preferring it to BB's constant misery.
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Rewatching true detective, and is it just me or did Maggie straight up cornell 7 Cohle? No way he was able to consent with that much liquor in him.
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Firm handshake, eye contact, bootstraps boomer-ass advice.
Attention Young Men: I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it. Step 1: Stop playing video games Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical) Step 4: Go clean your car Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class Step 6: Go to the yoga class Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends) Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night. Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion. Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper. Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite. Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2. Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you. My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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E C Greaves - Author retweeted
Just a subtle reminder that tonight / tomorrow morning depending on where your reside, The Four Beardsmen of the Bookpocalypse will be doing battle with Sledge creator Nick Horvath @SledgevsBooks Don’t be afraid to join us @DB_Rook @DavidTList @TomBookbeard
Get ready for an epic showdown when the beards collide next Sat (UK & US) / Sun (NZ & AUS). Get ready to be Sledged with @SledgevsBooks and the Four Beardsmen (Link in comments)
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Audiobook folks… I have an audiobook, @AagardKylee has an audiobook, @CBLansdell has an audiobook, @timmckay52 has an audiobook, @Kealoha_Baker has an audiobook, @Justin_O_Rose has an audiobook All of them are some variety of fantasy book 🔥 Links below ⬇️
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"It was funny how one or two drinks became five or six drinks after the third or maybe fourth." From the rewrite of my second book, Sister of the Dead.
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That feeling when you're on a roll with your writing, but then you write a shitty sentence and then your story is on hold for two years cos you know what needs to happen next but you can't get there cos that gross sentence is in the way. That's art.
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Random thought upon reqatching Breaking Bad. Season 5 is the perfect example of a character-driven story becoming a plot-driven story. The sheer number of coincidences and the amount of contrivance is off the chart. And I swear, my boy Todd is the only consistent character! 🤣
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You can always tell when a fantasy artist paints over AI generated stuff by counting the number of randomly-placed rivets on clothing, belts, and armour they neglect to remove. 😉
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By the fifth season of Breaking Bad, the only character I genuinely cared about was Todd. A real team player, with a great attitude, he just does what needs to be done, and he does it with a smile.
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Yo, what a fresh new character type! Imagine if they made the moral of this film that she was fine just the way she was, and it was other people's biases that were holding her back. They could even make her gay or something! That would be so unique and cool.
First clip from Disney's new animated film ‘HEXED’. The film follows a girl who discovers she has magic abilities & sets out on an adventure into a magical realm. In theaters on November 25.
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Media Literacy is the pathological inability to accept that, sometimes, things don't actually represent anything at all. They just are.
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Me and the Girlfriend on our breaking bad rewatch, getting up to season 3.
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Discussion in class today: If reparations for colonial rule were to be paid from the UK to India today, would a British citizen of ethnic Indian descent have to pay an Indian citizen of ethnic British descent? And if not why not?
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E C Greaves - Author retweeted
🕯️ Four pre-orders away from 50 🕯️ More than double what I've had for other books, even ones that sold hundreds later. Thank you all for taking a chance on this next chapter in The Draemeir Chronicle. Means the world. But for the record, you really should brace yourselves 😅
"Two books? Is this a duology, or are you planning more? I only read complete series." – Steve Look, Steve, enough games. You were never going to read my books, and with thinking like that, you probably wouldn't get them anyway 😅 My books are for you if you like: 🐉 Monsters & mayhem 🕯️ A glimmer of hope amidst heavy dark ⚔️ Swords, guns, and a whole lot of magic 👴 Old men who know too much, and little girls who know too little 😅 There are more books to come, but don't let that stop you from getting an early start on the fun 🔗⤵️
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Casual reminder: Most of what people call cringe millennial writing was actually written by Gen X.
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E C Greaves - Author retweeted
🔥 For the next 48 hours, you can grab The Fall of Selvandrea for free 🔥 I wanted to celebrate the new audiobook release, which is now live on Audible. If you like to listen while you read (or read while you listen? 😅) this is the perfect time to grab both.
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Lignite is the rock that forms when you cool molten Ligma.
This is Germanys biggest artificial lake: the Geiseltal lake. Created from a former lignite mine, you can find forests, streets and even some structures at the ground.
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So there any reason they're all black?
First look at ‘CHILDREN OF BLOOD & BONE’. Starring Viola Davis, Idris Elba, Cynthia Erivo, Damson Idris, Thuso Mbedu, Lashana Lynch, Chiwetel Ejiofor and Amandla Stenberg. In theaters on January 15.
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