Humorist and humanist. I do indeed want that smoke. Horror fan. Sports fan. #TitanUp #RollTide #bravescountry #RoarLions 🦁

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She is actually talking to @McDonalds
Please stop trying to murder the president
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My sources inside the NFL tell me that Tony Pollard will be traded to the Seahawks for a 3rd Round Pick AND that the Titans are seriously considering signing Najee Harris. @NFL @Titans #BreakingNews #Queso #ImJoking
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I have no sources in the NFL.
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Politics is when you hold historical figures accountable for their actions instead of blindly worshipping them.
I didn't watch this show but wasn't the twist that they are in Hell? It's funny when writers insert their little political huffs into something without considering the context. They end up doing things like accidentally putting Columbus in Heaven.
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Watching Drag Me to Hell do the first time in a facade and I don’t think there are too many PG-13 horror movies as effective as this one.
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He probably showers.
Does Bill Callahan appear washed to you?
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but Arkansas claiming chocolate gravy, when it was an Appalachian staple well before it ever reached the Ozarks, is cultural appropriation on a high level and won't be tolerated for much longer. Find a new state dish, you're not special.
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Weekend at Burners retweeted
OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH
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Your average Tommy Tuberville glazer.
@Grok, can you also tell us what states have the highest percentage of Blacks?
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This didn’t blow up because people want to hear more of your sappy fucking opinion.
Replying to @r4v3n_art
Ok this really blew up and I think if you want to really understand what I feel on this subject, watch this episode from a year and a half ago. m.youtube.com/watch?v=gM96mW… I think it’s one of the best discussions on the topic.
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Anyone voting for this man is vying for “dumbest fucker to ever live” and it’s a close race between a third of the population of Alabama at this point.
Tommy Tuberville: Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. It's terrifying.
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They are media illiterate.
I just found out that there’s a completely unironic website that measures the “wokeness meter” of movies and this actually has me crying
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Proof that all you have to do to gain attention is act like a fucking moron.
Proof that all you have to do to gain attention is act like a fucking moron.
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Looks like the model on a Spirit Halloween costume called “Bad Scientist”.
Meet the new Herbert West. First look at 'THE ORIGINALS' star Joseph Morgan in 'HERBERT WEST: REANIMATOR,' a modern reimagining of H.P. Lovecraft’s story. Filming has wrapped.
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The ONLY QBs I’m taking over Deshaun Watson this season 🚨🚨 1. Josh Allen 2. Lamar Jackson 3. Drake Maye 4. Jayden Daniels 5. Joe Burrow 6. Jalen Hurts 7. Justin Herbert 8. Jaxson Dart 9. Trevor Lawrence 10. Brock Purdy 11. Caleb Williams 12. Bo Nix 13. Dak Prescott 14. Matthew Stafford 15. Patrick Mahomes 16. Jared Goff 17. Kyler Murray 18. Baker Mayfield 19. Jordan Love 20. Tyler Shough 21. Malik Willis 22. Sam Darnold 23. C.J. Stroud 24. Daniel Jones 25. Cam Ward 26. Bryce Young 27. Jacoby Brissett 28. Aaron Rodgers 29. Geno Smith 30. Fernando Mendoza 31. Michael Penix Jr. 32. Shedeur Sanders 33. Tua Tagovailoa 34. Kirk Cousins 35. Carson Beck 36. Mac Jones 37. Ty Simpson 38. Justin Fields 39. Anthony Richardson Sr. 40. Jameis Winston 41. Joe Flacco 42. Cade Klubnik 43. Marcus Mariota 44. Joe Milton III 45. Taylen Green 46. Gardner Minshew II 47. Quinn Ewers 48. Tyrod Taylor 49. Davis Mills 50. Tyson Bagent 51. Jalen Milroe 52. Spencer Rattler 53. Trey Lance 54. Riley Leonard 55. Tyler Huntley 56. Carson Wentz 57. Jarrett Stidham 58. Drew Allar 59. Sam Howell 60. Jack Strand 61. Mitchell Trubisky 62. Andy Dalton 63. Kenny Pickett 64. Dillon Gabriel 65. Jake Browning 66. Mason Rudolph 67. Jalon Daniels 68. Kyle Allen 69. Joshua Dobbs 70. Tommy DeVito 71. Cooper Rush 72. Drew Lock 73. Kyle McCord 74. Jimmy Garoppolo 75. Tanner McKee 76. Garrett Nussmeier 77. Will Howard 78. Zach Wilson 79. Hendon Hooker 80. Chris Oladokun 81. Nick Mullens 82. Stetson Bennett IV 83. Cole Payton 84. Kurtis Rourke 85. Haynes King 86. Aidan O’Connell 87. Athan Kaliakmanis 88. Case Keenum 89. Behren Morton 90. Sam Ehlinger 91. Joe Fagnano 92. Jake Haener 93. Brady Cook 94. Will Levis 95. Kyle Trask 96. Brandon Allen 97. Matt Barkley 98. Luke Altmyer 99. DJ Uiagalelei 100. Skylar Thompson 101. Bailey Zappe 102. Sam Hartman 103. Josh Johnson 104. Shane Buechele 105. Dorian Thompson-Robinson 106. Desmond Ridder 107. Matt Corral 108. Seth Henigan 109. Brett Rypien 110. Devin Leary 111. Ryan Leaf 112. JaMarcus Russell 113. Nathan Peterman THAT’S IT! That’s the list. Deshaun is going to make the entire league UNCOMFORTABLE this season 🔥🔥🔥
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Weezer fucks again. A pleasant surprise in a middling year for music. #weezer
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What are some of your favorite 2nd albums of all time, those that avoided the sophomore slump? Here are a few of mine. #rockmusic #bored #musica
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The girl I picked from the bar when she realizes I don’t know how long an inch is:
Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) reveals new tattoos in recent appearance.
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