I’ve seen enough of the GIDP machine this year. Sit him the rest of the season #BlueJays50
Kirk doing what he can to make sure Straw can pitch the 9th. What a legend #BlueJays50
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If this motherfucker ever suffers a massive heart attack during one of his rage fests, I hope it happens right in front of a female reporter.
She can watch him drop, casually step over his fat corpse, and then go grab herself some champagne.
If Schneider had a pair, he’d pinch hit Keys next time the GIDP machine comes up. #BlueJays50
Big congrats to @realDonaldTrump for winning his Senior Club Championship again today, shooting 70. Very impressive. Most seniors want to shoot their age when they get older - you managed to shoot your IQ. Well done!
Call up Keys and rotate parking Springer and Vlad firmly to the bench. This team needs offence #BlueJays50
Can’t the Jays just forfeit and not put us through another Little outing?#BlueJays50
In fairness, I don’t know the words to any Rufus Wainwright songs. #OCanada #WANTITALL
Any chance the Mariners can wear pinstripes? Need Yankees Vladdy back #WANTITALL



