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A Custodian and Security Guard share revelations, epiphanies, confessions and lies, to keep you from dying of boredom before the sun comes up. A 26-part series.

Joined April 2009
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thegraveyardshow.com/action.… S3 EP 12 In the Season Three finale, Damon relieves himself all over Pete's wildest dreams.
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thegraveyardshow.com/birthda… Damon makes a mess of the lobby. Season 3 Episode 10
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thegraveyardshow.com/pinata.… You've got to have a dream, If you don't have a dream, How you gonna have a dream come true? S3 Ep9
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thegraveyardshow.com/valenti… S3 E8 In which hearts and roses and Cupid and lace soften what would otherwise be a pretty cool tale of torture porn
"Out of all the people Damon works with, Pete is his very, very favorite." thegraveyardshow.com/herecom… Season 3 Episode 7
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Pete implicitly reveals his desire to disappoint one carefully selected woman from every corner of the globe. S3 E6 thegraveyardshow.com/beautyq…
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“Finally, some straight talk about Race. As well as some Gay talk, also kind of about Race.” Season 3 Episode 5 thegraveyardshow.com/sisters…
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Season 3 Episode 4 of the The Graveyard Show is now up. And we're so happy about it, we could kiss you. thegraveyardshow.com/mouthto…
Season 3 Episode 2 of The Graveyard Show is now up! High five! thegraveyardshow.com/highfiv… #thegraveyardshow
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Thanks for the kind words marianna! xitter.cf/scriptyM/status/638357…
If you never saw @GraveyardShow starring @ChristianStolte and @DPasquesi you haven't lived!! Ok, you have lived. Just not as well. WATCH IT!
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S2 E14 thegraveyardshow.com/dead.ph… In this life, there are some custodians you never really appreciate until they're gone. Season ending episode.
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Only 1 more episode to go: thegraveyardshow.com/aliensf… We came to your planet to blow your minds with our advanced retractable ramp technology.
S2 EP 12 thegraveyardshow.com/optimum… One man's board game is another man's bureaucratic nightmare. #thegraveyardshow
It's official. "Dealing Days" is an Official Selection at L.A. Comedy Shorts Film Festival happening April 4-7th. Congrats TGS. #lacs2013
S2 EP 10 thegraveyardshow.com/scale.p… Some friendships are meant to be contained within very firm boundaries.
S2 E9 thegraveyardshow.com/sports.… Two knowledgable sports enthusiasts enlighten the casual fan with their astonishingly keen insights.
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Season 2 Episode 8 "Assistant" thegraveyardshow.com/assista… Listen, there may be nothing to do, but you certainly can't expect me to it by myself.
Season 2 Episode 7 thegraveyardshow.com/face.ph… Photoshop is the Devil's playground.