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What a match!

Some lady just cropdusted me while I was out shitting the dog.

Happy 4th of July!

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I chalked it up to my habit of eating raw pork immediately after handling feces, but who knows?

This parasite did a monthlong residency at my apartment in May.

Sweet Christ.

I think it’s some of the best work of my career.

Please know I’m with you in spirit.

Today is my 25th anniversary with SiriusXM, well, technically with XM and then SiriusXM. This is my press photo from when I started in 2001. All told, it’s been 25 years, 7 channels, 2 cities, and 1 merger/layoff, along with some difficult conversations with HR in which I’ve been told things such as, “you understand that you cannot pass out in the lobby again, correct?” Thank you for listening over the years! – at Brooklyn, NY

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Probably something stupid.

Thrilled to share that I’ve lost 5 pounds over the last two weeks with an exciting dieting technique called intermittent diarrhea.

My doctor warned me about red stick.

Me: I’ll have a side of toast. Server: Did you want that toasted? Me: Yes, I’ll have toasted toast.