Witty Bastard with a passion for gaming & sports. Excels at smartass comebacks & quick one-liners. Strong Gif Game. FT SmartAss/PT Shit Disturber

Nanaimo, British Columbia
Joined March 2011
BOOKMARKS CANNOT GO PUBLIC DO YALL REALIZE HOW MUCH PORN I HAVE SAVED?????
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take me off the jumbotron
all of house hippo twitter is talking about AI jagmeet singh today. i haven’t seen so much unity since Crosby’s goal in 2010.
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Dammit Jagmeet what's in the bag!!!!
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Never forget that over 3 million Albertans had their voter data stolen by separatists and Danielle Smith did nothing about it.
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Fuck it, I dont have the energy to argue with Oiler fans about what a piece of shit Mike Babcock is and how fucked up what he did to Marner was. It's not my team, I secretly hope they fuck it all up. So yea, hire the guy who ensures most of the team quits. Sure.
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Yikes: TMZ uncovers photos of Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini inside Madden 2002 PlayStation game
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I JUST LOVE BENDING OVER AND TAKING IT THANKS
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The camel drinks both fresh and salt water. It can even drink water from the Dead Sea and nothing will happen to it. This is because the camel's kidneys filter the water: they separate it from the salt and turn it into fresh water suitable for drinking. The camel also eats thorns and they do not harm its stomach or intestines because its saliva dissolves the thorns like acid. The camel has two eyelids: one is thin and transparent, the other thick and fleshy. When a sandstorm starts in the desert, it closes its transparent eyelid to prevent sand from getting into its eyes. A camel can also change its body temperature: if it is cold its temperature increases, if it is hot in the hot desert its body temperature decreases. The qualities that this beautiful little animal possesses are impressive.
Quote something you learned on X that you never knew.
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Your first meme was probably a Chuck Norris fact. Mine was. He died yesterday in Hawaii at 86, ten days after posting a video of himself throwing punches on his birthday. His caption: “I don’t age. I level up.” This is a little tribute. The real Chuck Norris was wilder than any meme about him. He lost his first three karate tournaments, then went 65-5 over the next decade. Six-time undefeated world middleweight karate champion. Black belts in five different disciplines. First person ever inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame, and the only martial artist to be named to it three separate times. His student Steve McQueen told him to try acting. That led to a fight scene opposite Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon (1972), which became the highest-grossing film in Hong Kong that year. Then Walker, Texas Ranger ran 9 seasons on CBS, 194 episodes, broadcast in over 100 countries. But his biggest cultural moment started with a college freshman’s joke. In 2005, a Brown University student named Ian Spector built a random fact generator on the Something Awful forums. It was originally about Vin Diesel. When the novelty faded, Spector ran a poll with 12 celebrity options. Chuck Norris wasn’t on the list. He won anyway, by write-in landslide. By early 2006, the Chuck Norris Fact Generator was pulling 20 million pageviews a month. This was before Twitter existed, before Facebook was public, before YouTube had a single viral hit. A college kid’s joke website about a semi-retired action star became one of the most visited humor pages on the internet. It spawned six books (some hit the New York Times bestseller list), two video games, and a scene in The Expendables 2 where Sylvester Stallone’s character recites a Chuck Norris fact to Chuck Norris’s face. When asked about his favorite fact, Norris said it was: “They tried to carve Chuck Norris’ face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t hard enough for his beard.” The meme ran for 21 years. Most memes last weeks. Chuck Norris Facts introduced more people to Chuck Norris than his movies ever did. For everyone born after 1995, he was never an aging action star or a karate champion. He was the guy who counted to infinity. Twice. The guy whose tears cure cancer, too bad he never cried. The last thing the internet saw from Chuck Norris was him throwing punches on his 86th birthday. Which is, honestly, the most Chuck Norris fact of all.
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RIP Chuck Norris ❤️
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happy birthday Desmond Miles miss you every day
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The similarities are uncanny..
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The OG Rodney Mullen videos will blow my mind every time I watch them
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I feel like they could hand out the medals and the stuffed animals at the same time.
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That’s the best start Canada has had all tournament by a country mile.
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“ok there bud” is canadian slang for “shut the fuck up”
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The CBC literally has every single event live and free on gem
I think as Canadians its time we admit that we suck at covering the Olympics. 3 networks doing it and all three have the same women's hockey game on, and Canada isn't even one of the two teams
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Respect for Czechia 🇨🇿 - near perfect game.
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