sr data engineer and chief vibe coder probably stuck in a while loop 👨‍💻 fan of Spafford eggy goose phish & all my Twitter friends #RaiseUp

Raleigh, NC
Joined October 2011
Replying to @thedimitri
this is why we survived the rapture. weren’t done posting bangers
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damn now they gotta free maduro âšľ
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snake dreams are pretty lame I think i would prefer getting hunted by some real predators
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the world does not need this many military aircraft I'm sorry. how about instead of flying around and being jack offs some of our governments give us 4 day work weeks and health care. not even worth fighting for
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negging the x platform with less interaction and content until they give me more views: Day 1
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meet me back here tomorrow for Day 2
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being a winter olympian is a fever dream. imagine your career be some obscure hobby of the aristocracy that costs $10,000 each time and then retiring when you're 15
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Graham retweeted
can’t believe anthropic rage baited the guy and he fell for it. he’s even using capital letters in this tweet, they broke him
First, the good part of the Anthropic ads: they are funny, and I laughed. But I wonder why Anthropic would go for something so clearly dishonest. Our most important principle for ads says that we won’t do exactly this; we would obviously never run ads in the way Anthropic depicts them. We are not stupid and we know our users would reject that. I guess it’s on brand for Anthropic doublespeak to use a deceptive ad to critique theoretical deceptive ads that aren’t real, but a Super Bowl ad is not where I would expect it. More importantly, we believe everyone deserves to use AI and are committed to free access, because we believe access creates agency. More Texans use ChatGPT for free than total people use Claude in the US, so we have a differently-shaped problem than they do. (If you want to pay for ChatGPT Plus or Pro, we don't show you ads.) Anthropic serves an expensive product to rich people. We are glad they do that and we are doing that too, but we also feel strongly that we need to bring AI to billions of people who can’t pay for subscriptions. Maybe even more importantly: Anthropic wants to control what people do with AI—they block companies they don't like from using their coding product (including us), they want to write the rules themselves for what people can and can't use AI for, and now they also want to tell other companies what their business models can be. We are committed to broad, democratic decision making in addition to access. We are also committed to building the most resilient ecosystem for advanced AI. We care a great deal about safe, broadly beneficial AGI, and we know the only way to get there is to work with the world to prepare. One authoritarian company won't get us there on their own, to say nothing of the other obvious risks. It is a dark path. As for our Super Bowl ad: it’s about builders, and how anyone can now build anything. We are enjoying watching so many people switch to Codex. There have now been 500,000 app downloads since launch on Monday, and we think builders are really going to love what’s coming in the next few weeks. I believe Codex is going to win. We will continue to work hard to make even more intelligence available for lower and lower prices to our users. This time belongs to the builders, not the people who want to control them.
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[email protected]? holy boomer email address.
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Such a disparate and insane variety of business functions happening between all of the small stores at low tier strip malls
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instead of a land acknowledgement to start a conference I would simply declare that the floor is lava
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every time I see a deer it looks like it’s going through a lot
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Wait so how many Oscar’s did “Harold and Kumar go to White Castle” win?
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the us needs a larger reserve of child soldiers I fear
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The three point shot helped, but if we truly want an equal opportunity for white people in basketball they should play it on ice. This helps even the speed advantage and neutralizes the biggest cause of inequity: jumping
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Hilarious because I think Chavez and Trump would’ve really enjoyed each other’s company (unironically)
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the produce section of my grocery store is the closest thing to anarchy I can stomach
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strategically calling an ambulance to clear a path for my doordash driver
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In 2025, you cannot take a photo on your iPhone without removing 5 layers of AI-edited post-processing, but on the other hand you can use the touchpad on your mac to weigh cocaine. You win some, you lose some.
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Idea: physical adapters for AI. Now when ChatGPT is good, you can gently rub/pat/tickle it, and when it’s bad you can pinch/flick/spank it, or use it to put out your lit cigarette.
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fellas it’s okay to log into Pinterest while planning the bowling alley glow up
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