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Madison, WI
Joined December 2010
Who did this, and how much do I owe you?
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Maya Rudolph checking her email right now
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WE鈥橰E SO CLOSE YOU GUYS
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Every year I commit my well being to football. Every year I go 0-1.
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AND I have to do it again next week. The absolute pits
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Oklahoma Texas 馃 Leaving the Big 12 to escape Kansas
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LET鈥橲 GET THIS BREAD馃槫 and not feed it to ducks because it makes their tummy hurt 馃様
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My son celebrated the beginning of the Brent Venables era by throwing Lincoln Riley鈥檚 autographed OU Football out of the stadium馃ぃ @OU_Football @CoachVenables @LincolnRiley @USC_FBB
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Many of the native fish species found in Oklahoma's waters have long lifespans. In fact, in late May 2019, an Oklahoma angler caught a 66lb female smallmouth buffalo fish that was estimated to be 62 years old. That's a whole 37 years past being eligible to date Leonardo DiCaprio.
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I relate to Joe Biden in the sense that this is exactly how I behaved before midterms in college.
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