There’s nobody out there that hasn’t diddled a sheep.

These meat missiles were just bustin’ everywhere.

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.

If one of your neighbors was pounding his meat super loud, would you go tell them to keep it down?

The bone got totally drenched. Also my dog Hambone got wet.

I can’t imagine taking one in the butt while driving.

And then crab cakes? Ben dict?

It’s gonna be a lot of whacking going on in the household this week.

How did they open up the portal to let him in to climb into their portals?

And may I just add that you sound like you are incredibly handsome and that any time you would like to whip out your big framing nailer, I will let you nail me anytime.

Here’s a picture of me whackin’ it.

I’m gonna be doing some fishy flapjacking this weekend, though. For sure.

You want us to put it in your EYE?!

I have Taurus in my moon sign and she’s a Taurus and then we put our sun signs together and they got busy and had little moon babies. Is that not how it works?

You didn’t get blown off on the bridge? It’s all I could think about. But it didn’t happen.

Objection! Badgering the Graham!