
I'm just now realizing, I'm no longer in college or a sorority anymore. Now it's the real world, bills, a job, cubicles, and brown bag lunches.#GGP
Joined June 2011
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Girl, I can look at my nail color all day. Don't want to see your nails every time you get a manicure on Instagram. #GGP
I can do my makeup without looking in the mirror #GGP #impressive
God Bless those who aren't blessed with a body of water near them #GGP
I feel like a yellow Mustang is like a tattoo you regret 5 years later. #GGP
I hate when I lose my phone in the sheets of my bed! #GGP
Enough pictures of your animals, we get it; they are cute! #GGP
I love when the dads slow down the car to watch me run #GGP
#OneDirection, I'll admit; your songs are catchy. But you'll never be my N*SYNC or Backstreet Boys!
Starting to call every guy I f*ck, "Sir". #50ShadesOfGrey #GGP
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I never knew books could get me horny #50ShadesOfGrey #GGP
Twitter is straight men's way of flirting with one another. #GGP
Facebook is just people watching at the mall but one step creepier... #GGP
How do I get to the bathroom every night in the dark, unharmed? #GGP
You and your boyfriend can't BOTH be wearing colored jeans.... #GGP
Beautiful weather brings beautiful people out from hibernation. #futurehubbyontheloose
The "problem" accounts on twitter are getting a little intense....yikes (i.e)= @crackheadprblms