It is absolutely 100% true. I mailed my ballot with a tear in my eye. I looked in a mirror before grabbing my car keys and said - oh so softly - “Sir, you’ve done your civic duty. And then I grabbed my ass to see if my wallet was there. My ass, what a beautiful thing.

Even Barbie couldn’t vote for Ken when she found out he’s a pedophile protector.

Regarding posts ascribing homosexuality to Trump because of his persistent referencing to male bodies: I have several friends and colleagues with whom I worked 8 hour days over a period of several (average 8) years. NOT ONCE did I hear a reference to another male’s appearance.

I’m now waiting for him to openly admit to his crimes of rape.

Quite the riposte! Bravo!

Has Scott Bessent heard about these?? They could replace his original pair that he had removed before becoming Secretary.

Zachariah …. Zachariah….? Didn’t you used to be….? “That was another Zachariah. The lawyer.”

“I never knew Katie Zachariah. She was around, but I never spent time with her. I think maybe she dated Donald Trump Jr.” - N. Harp

The second most common tweet involves the phrase “They know where all the bones are buried, and they will burn down the house.” And the story dies because no house burns down from supposed inside revenge information.

I heard a Hollywood studio is already making plans for another lawyer comedy film about a lawyer fumbling their way through the legal process. It’s currently titled “ My Cousin Katie” with casting looking for a blonde who speaks funny.

Scaramucci might lose his mini-longevity title soon. Selling nutrition shakes in a self-confessed “pyramid scheme” might be the topper for Katie.

As a personal observation; the name Zachariah, as in press administrative assistant Katie, can be translated into English from the junction of two Hebrew words as “The Lord Remembers.” Katie might want to reconsider her misappropriation of the title “Lawyer.”

So — I find out that Trump has been practicing politics without any degree whatsoever … of skill or patience. He was even heard to call himself a politician. I’m filing a complaint with the Board of Peace to investigate him for false representation.

I find it amusing that there are soooo many people, who never spent a day in law school, pontificating on the legal definition of attorney and lawyer. They twist themselves into knots trying to justify a lying press secretary (or is that Press Administrative Assistant?).

Been thinking about yesterday’s ignorant pro-Paxton “steers and queers” post. People move to Texas & shoulder the mythology. But not knowing its history, ranching, cowboying, regional differences and peculiarities, they come off as total idiots. Hats & trucks don’t make a Texan.

Pepperdine Law Skool; part of the Mattel University System. Some assembly may be required. For press secretaries - ages 30 years and up. (Disclaimer)

All of you political candidates in Texas. Lose the f’ing cowboy hats. You look ridiculous wearing one, and never having done an actual day of cowboying.

I’m debating calling myself a lawyer. Granted, I never took the bar exam, never graduated from law school, never even attended law school. But I did once stay at a Holiday Inn. Applaud me MAGA!