Web3 Legal Strategist & Compliance Writer | Lawyer | Delegate @Scroll_ZKP | Ex: @Pushchain
Abuja, Nigeria
Joined December 2017
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
I’m starting to think we’ve been lied to. 🤨
What if aliens have been watching Earth for thousands of years, but every time they check on us, someone is fighting in a YouTube comment section?
At this point, even extraterrestrials have probably muted humanity.
The internet can teach you quantum physics, help you understand crypto, and explain a legal concept in 30 seconds.
But somehow, you can still spend 2 hours scrolling through nonsense.
Humanity has created a powerful tool and decided to use it for memes. 😭
Quantum computers can basically be in multiple possible states at once.
Meanwhile, I have one brain and still manage to forget why I opened the fridge. 😭
Humanity is cooked.
Sometimes I wonder how many opportunities I’ve missed because I was either sleeping, overthinking, or saying:
“Let me think about it.”
Anyway, character development continues. 😂
This new week just spawned.
Markets are now waking up, Crypto is about to start acting funny.
And somebody is definitely launching another token.
Anyway, let’s see what this week has for us. 😭📈
Productivity levels can drop toward the end of the workweek.
So if you’re staring at your screen right now doing absolutely nothing…
You’re not lazy.
You’re participating in the Friday tradition.
Gozman retweeted
I’m putting this out here before the universe starts thinking I enjoy being unemployed 😂
I’m open to new roles and interesting projects in Developer Relations, Developer Experience, technical education, and developer-focused product marketing.
I’ve spent 5+ years building software, teaching developers, working with technical communities, creating developer content, and helping technical products communicate with the people they’re built for.
I’m particularly interested in teams building in AI, Web3, developer tooling, APIs and infrastructure.
If you’re looking for someone who can understand the technology, build with it, and explain it without making developers want to close their laptops - I’m your girl.
Full-time, contract and freelance opportunities are welcome.
My DMs are open. 🫡
Why does the military preach “obey the last lawful order”
Because in a crisis, conflicting orders can create chaos. The latest lawful order gives everyone a clear direction when circumstances change
discipline is knowing when to follow, when to question, and why the law matters
The internet has completely destroyed my attention span.
I can watch a 3-hour movie without blinking.
But a 12-second video?
“Sorry, this is taking too long.” 😭
Just wrapped up work.
At this point, if anyone asks me to make one more decision today, I’m delegating it to my future self.
May the force be with him.
The weekend is loading…
Please wait while I disconnect from responsibilities and reconnect with vibes.
Enjoy your weekend my guyssss.
One year at the bar already
I feel proud and elated
My friend and brother @GozmanGonzalez is being called to the Nigerian bar! This is no ordinary person. He's been an incredible support and a truly good man. I'm so proud of you, Gozman! Go collect your flowers! 🎉⚖️
Funny how you can start the morning with a perfect plan…
…and end the day with 3 new ideas, 7 unanswered questions, and absolutely no memory of what the original plan was.
Still counts as progress.
See you guys tomorrow.
Tuesday is ending and I just realized:
Half of being an adult is making plans.
The other half is adapting when none of those plans go as expected.
Anyway, we survived another day.
Gm guys.
It’s a new week
While some people are waiting for motivation to show up, others have already started, clock in.
Let’s work.