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The Unofficial Parody/ Watchdog of Jeff Landry

Baton Rouge, LA
Joined October 2023
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Jeff continues to lose lose lose
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quick @JeffLandry if you hurry you can get the exclusive rights and give them a sweet deal to get this in louisiana and pay them for the exclusivity.
BREAKING: Israel has claimed that Iran is weighing chemical weapons use, which has drawn skepticism from US and Gulf officials, per the New York Times.
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seeing @RepJuliaLetlow and their Hummer EV
Literally every time I see a cybertruck.
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I dunno how anyone can back any of these GOP candidates seeing their ads that are literally “I wanna give corporations welfare instead of your neighbors because the only Trans-actions I support are deposits to my bank account”
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this is why LSU is pushing a new arena, and not USING BRAFS land in the Nicholson Corridor. so LSU can pocket money that isnt part of revenue sharing
This stat from the Atlanta Braves is wild 👀 In 2025: ⚾ Baseball business → $51M income 🏙️ Mixed-use business → $68M income The real estate+ businesses surrounding the Braves generated 34% MORE operating income than the baseball team itself.
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Lane Kiffin supposed to be a play caller/ offensive minded coach. piss poor play design and a QB who cant place the ball. 100mil for this shit
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fuck @Lane_Kiffin and @JeffLandry yall too busy tryna do trumps dirty work and doing gameday bull shit. Florida beating that ass and yall just out here being the cucks that yall are.
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Didnt learn from Last years debacle eh @LAGovJeffLandry no one fucking wants you
Walking through enemy territory. It’s almost Geaux Time!
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So has tony clayton and your dad and several of the dudes in LA politics whose wives would LOVE to have a talk with you
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Fire me
LSU’s problem isn’t really Kiffin. Coaches try to push boundaries. Especially him. It’s basically his job. The problem is Jeff Landry. Will a cartoon politician like him admit defeat on his new pet project? Maybe. But I doubt it.
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time to investigate and remove the non profit label from this system @heatwavehaynie
We’re building something special between @FMOLHealth and @lsu! Teams that WIN – whether in the classroom, the lab, or on the football field! Improving the health of our communities and using the greatest brand in sports to tell the story. Let’s GEAUX.
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Dabo still has time to run for Lindsey Grahams seat if he hurrys up and gets fired
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you dumb bitch
It’s time for the band to play and to Spot the Ball!
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840 CST kick off for LSU @JeffLandry good job dummy
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Fire @jefflandry and @Lane_Kiffin stick to football cuck.
#LSU is in an indefinite rain delay as it's pouring in Tiger Stadium.
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jayden daniels sending cease and desist now
West Virginia officially retired legendary QB Pat White's No. 5 prior to their season opener vs. Coastal Carolina 👏 White set Big East records with 103 total touchdowns and 10,529 total yards of offense while becoming the first college QB to start and win four consecutive bowl games 🔥 (📸 @SI_WVU)
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Fire @JeffLandry already. he on his knees nonstop
LSU staff reporting at least a 90-minute delay in kickoff, with a massive downpour now at Tiger Stadium and multiple lightning cells in the area. The Lane Kiffin Era will start a little later than expected.
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He doesn’t even claim homestead on his new house on Glasgow in BR atlas.geoportalmaps.com/ebr
Great night in Denham Springs with Sherman Mack. Good crowd, good conversations. I’m running for Congress to make life affordable again and to leave this country in better shape for our kids and grandkids.
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