Sɪʟᴀs Jᴏɴᴇs

★·.·´¯`·.·★ “ʏᴇs, ᴅᴇᴀʀ?” ★·.·´¯`·.·★ ☠️ Owner of the Rabbit Hole. ☠️ Former pirate with both hands. ☠️ A little bit of an asshole. ☠️ Uncle of Killian Jones. ☠️ Ships with chem./Literate + Descriptive/Banter+SLs ☠️ FC: Robert Downey Jr. ☠️ #OUATRP

“I do, dear. It’s your lucky day.” Smiles, pouring her a drink and sliding it toward her. “Haven’t seen you around here before. Been here long?”

“/Nothing/? Jesus, I don’t know how you people can stand living here...”

“Looks like you’re going to have to point me in the right direction then. That is, if you and I consider the same kinds of things fun.”

“Excessive amounts of alcohol, attractive women, good food, I could go on... Have to keep reminding myself that this isn’t New York.” Shrugs, taking another sip of his drink. “And your idea of fun is?”

Sits on the TL with a drink in hand. “Is there actually anything /fun/ to do around here?”

★·.·´¯`·.·★ “ʏᴇs, ᴅᴇᴀʀ?” ★·.·´¯`·.·★ ☠️ Owner of the Rabbit Hole. ☠️ Former pirate with both hands. ☠️ A little bit of an asshole. ☠️ Uncle of Killian Jones. ☠️ Ships with chem./Literate + Descriptive/Banter+SLs ☠️ FC: Robert Downey Jr. ☠️ #OUATRP

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Smirks, raising a brow and shaking his head. “No, not waiting for anyone. Wait... How’d you even get /in/ here?”

Snorts. “I agree. You’re a ‘bad bitch’ in every sense of the word.”

Gives the blonde a nod, bringing the shot up in the air as if he was toasting. “Now, /we/ could definitely be friends. Happy New Year, dear.”

Looks at the kiss curiously before unwrapping the treat and popping it in his mouth. “Interesting... Can’t say I’ve experienced anything like this while I was out at sea.” Raises a brow. “/Almost/ as good as an actual kiss.”

Looks at the blonde, startled at first, before flashing her a grin. “Happy New Year to you, dear. Though I appreciate your enthusiasm, /please/ try not to completely ruin my bed.”

“Ah, /obviously/. You are clearly the Evil Queen’s much more attractive relative, hm?” Snickers, offering the woman a teasing wink. “The Queen of Hearts. I’ve heard much about you.”

Snickers at the older woman’s idea of Christmas cheer. “Merry Christmas, Cora.”