I'm lamer than you think I am.

Joined June 2016
I LOve the Toronto maple leafs
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Ottawa needs to trade for Cutter Gauthier. Greig+Hensler+however many 1sts it takes.
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I'm super pumped to watch everyone in the Atlantic get better today while Staios does nothing except tell everyone he believes in this group
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Tee Higgins is two years removed from scoring 18.5 fppg and I was told today that he’s a better real life WR than a fantasy WR.
Tee Higgins at WR24 feels way too cheap. I understand the injury concerns, but I don’t think there should be a 7-spot gap between him and DeVonta Smith in dynasty WR rankings. What am I missing here?
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Staios: We have an Olympian RD on the roster Green: I WILL NEVER PLAY HIM OVER JENSEN
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Repost to congratulate Hally on his first @NHL goal 🔁
Nothing beats a Jet2 Halliday 🛫 #GoSensGo
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Smash repost to wish Ully a happy birthday 🥳🎂 #GoSensGo | @Icebeardude
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Honestly, #GoSensGo
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xitter.cf/Senators/status/189928… Watch Cozens here. Moves down in case 7 decides to rim the puck along the boards. (I think Hnidy pointed out this is the common play.) He then recognizes 7 is going to feed 85 and hustles back to give him a passing option. Sandy, of course, finds him.
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Shoutout to this guy, who CLEARLY gets it
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Sometimes I'm OK with Sens games being on Sportsnet because I know they're just going to talk about the Leafs for the entire intermission and I can go poop or wash the dishes or something
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Can't believe I saw an Ottawa Senators power play goal in my lifetime
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Travis Hamonic joins the rush and calls for the puck, intercepting a pass that would have otherwise found Brady Tkachuk. He then shoots the puck wide of the net. A part of my soul dies.
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Patrick Mahomes in net for the Rangers tonight
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Steve Staios is more well-spoken than Pierre Dorion, and as equally blind. Hamonic has been playing well? Nothing to change?
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This isn't the Ullmark we were promised. I'm at a loss.
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The Sens have owned the play so lopsidedly in this period that you just know the next Bruins shot is going in.
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I wish there was a prop bet for Hamonic electing to shoot anytime he has the puck on his stick in the offensive zone. I'd be so rich.
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Ullmark had a .915 sv% in 40 games last season. Koripsalo went .890 in 55 games. This is back-of-the-napkin math, but I THINK if the Sens play Ullmark for Korpi in 40 games last year, they make the playoffs. And that's with NO other roster changes.
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