Farmer and guitar player.Yes, an unusual combination. Been full bore dairy farmer. To the limit genetics and production. Devoting more time to lifetime passion

Cornwall, UK.
Joined October 2014
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Why I never eat a Doner Kebab 🤮
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Davram Stiefler: “What made you love Trump so much?”

Trump supporter: “Well because he does what he says and he’s open, he’s not a normal politician” DS: “He said he was gonna end the Ukraine war on day one. It’s kinda going on for a while, are you concerned about that one, that promise?” TS: “No because I think he’s doing what we need to do and we need to get this so that uhm… we don’t want them to have a nuclear bomb” DS: “Oh, I said Ukraine” TS: “Well he tried but you know that’s not just up to him” Trump supporter 2: “That was his plan, but Arnold Schwarzenegger said war plans are great until the first shot’s fired. Smartest general we ever had”
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Have you all seen Trump’s announcement of his SUPER PUTIN DEAL? Russia promises to immediately supply more than 300,000 tonnes of diesel to the market, including the US, followed by another 500,000 tonnes in November. Then come promises of EVEN BIGGER volumes. Because the deal has to be HUGE. At least in the post. OFAC, of course, wasted no time issuing a temporary waiver until April 7 to accommodate the president’s latest “GENIUS” deal. Except the BIG DEAL is not actually that big. More of a stage prop. Very Trump. Let’s do the maths. Actual numbers. TERRIBLE, I know. 300,000 tonnes is roughly 2.2 million barrels of diesel. 500,000 tonnes is roughly 3.7 million barrels. In September, Russia managed to export just 0.1 million barrels. Basically none, as there is export ban. So Putin has already “sold” Trump a volume 22 TIMES larger than Russia’s entire September exports. Making promises is, of course, easier than rebuilding refineries after Ukrainian strikes. MUCH EASIER. SOME SAY THE EASIEST. Meanwhile, Russia’s diesel export ban remains in force until October 31: the fuel is needed domestically, and Ukrainian drones have significantly reduced Russia’s ability to produce it. A VERY SUCCESSFUL phone call with Trump is unlikely to have fixed those problems. Now for another comparison. Russia’s average monthly diesel exports last year were 18.3 million barrels. The promised deliveries amount to just 12% and 20% of that volume, respectively. So we have a promise that Russia still needs to find a way to fulfil, given the state of its refineries. And even if delivered, it looks considerably less impressive than the presidential CAPS LOCK. Not quite THE GREATEST DEAL IN HISTORY. The political logic is clear. The war with Iran and high fuel prices are a bad backdrop for the elections. One would hope politically FATAL, at this point. The administration desperately needs a story about how the president is about to FIX EVERYTHING. Preferably IMMEDIATELY. Preferably without explaining how we got here in the first place. So perhaps the main product of this deal is not even diesel. It is another attempt to calm the market with a BIG, BEAUTIFUL ANNOUNCEMENT. Let’s see how much credibility these announcements still have. Russia, of course, will sell this as a HUGE VICTORY. And why wouldn’t it? Promise diesel you still need to find somewhere, get a sanctions waiver UPFRONT. Plus another opportunity to tell the world that it simply CANNOT MANAGE WITHOUT RUSSIA. But what worries me most is that this spectacle could weaken our European partners’ resolve. Trump’s latest “breakthrough” must not become an excuse to ease sanctions pressure on Russia — precisely when that pressure needs to INCREASE. Of course, this decision will benefit Russia by generating additional revenues. We’ll be watching how much of its export capacity Russia actually manages to restore. One thing is CLEAR: Ukrainian strikes on Russian refineries need to INTENSIFY.
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There’s a petition doing the rounds against fortifying bread with folic acid (which is safe and prevents spina bifida). It was created by one of the worst disinformation merchants from the COVID era who is, imo, evil.
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Doxycycline treats PLAGUE with a 97% SURVIVAL RATE. 29 of 30 survived in a randomized clinical trial. This is not the Middle Ages.
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The excellent Joe Jackson and band @JoeJacksonMusic at Bournemouth tonight. Just great!
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Looking forward to @JoeJacksonMusic tonight Bournemouth 👍
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Quackery in 2026: ✅ Relentlessly bombard social media with fear and disinformation about vaccines to sell your over priced drugs ✅ Call it an EMERGENCY ✅ Must have it stocked so you need to keep buying it when drug expires ✅ Don’t forget the promo code! #QuackMcCullough
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Activist: "Farmers pump their cows full of antibiotics. It's in every glass of milk." Dairy farmer: "Do you know what happens if it is?" Activist: "People drink it." Dairy farmer: "The tanker gets tested at the gate. One cow's worth of antibiotic in 20,000 litres and the whole load goes down the drain. Every farm on the run that morning gets their milk tipped, and the farm that did it pays for all of it." Activist: "So you're saying it never happens." Dairy farmer: "I'm saying a treated cow on this farm gets red tape round her leg, goes to the back of the parlour, and her milk goes in a bucket for 6 days. I treat her like she's radioactive, because financially she is." Activist: "You still use them." Dairy farmer: "On a cow that's ill. Same as you. The vet writes it up, the date goes on the wall, and the wall's checked. Use on this farm is about half what it was 10 years ago, and that's every dairy I know." Activist: "Routine use in feed, then." Dairy farmer: "Illegal for years. Growth promoters went 20 years ago. You're describing a chicken shed in a country I don't farm in." Activist: "You can't prove it's not in the milk." Dairy farmer: "I can prove it 3 times a week, because they test it 3 times a week and send me the sheet. When did you last get a sheet on your oat drink?" Activist: "That's different." Dairy farmer: "It is. Nobody tests it. Mine's the most inspected liquid in your kitchen and it's the one you're scared of."
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I kept expecting Jeremy Kyle to produce Farage's Lie Detector & DNA test results 🤭😁
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When you discover a musical masterpiece (IMHO) that you didn’t know existed. @JoeJacksonMusic Heaven and Hell. I’m addicted!
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In a desperate attempt to dispel rumors of a loveless marriage Whitehouse staff have released this photo of Trump sleeping with Melania.
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Think I’ll pay the fine. It might be cheaper?
Burnham to send ‘mansion tax police’ to assess home values! Inspectors can demand access to properties, and owners can be fined for refusing, in ‘assault on civil liberties’! Start In Manchester! telegraph.co.uk/politics/202…
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Farming facts day 5 People often criticise farmers, “You need to diversify. You need to be better business people.” The funny thing is… we already do. Farmers run holiday lets, farm shops, cafés, workshops, wedding venues, contracting businesses and a hundred other things. Many farms simply wouldn’t still be here without them. But here’s the irony. Most of us only really want to grow food. We want to produce good British food and be paid a fair enough price for it that our farms are viable businesses, businesses we can care for and eventually pass on to the next generation, so they can carry on doing exactly that. Diversification, therefore, often isn’t a choice. It’s a necessity. And when those other businesses succeed, so often the money goes straight back into farming. We earn money elsewhere to subsidise producing food, caring for the land, tending hedgerows and protecting the countryside we love. Perhaps that’s the bit that gets forgotten. British farmers are so deeply attached to this land and this way of life that we will reinvent ourselves again and again just to keep farming. We diversify to survive. But what we really want to do is farm. @TWBFarms @NoFarmsNoFoods @wheat_daddy @andyburnham @NFUtweets @BBCBreakfast @CNN @elonmusk #savefamilyfarms @TheFarmingForum
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Just a few sparks from an angle grinder. Be careful folks 🔥
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Anyone else totally underwhelmed by the much hyped eclipse?
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The perfect gift to sworn enemies 🤮
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