#HigherEd researcher. Weirdo. Debatably a film critic. he/him

Raleigh, NC
Joined February 2010
My wife commissioned an artist to depict my PhD journey. There was some creative license taken, but this is largely accurate
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I'm collecting stories about campus squirrels. It can be real things that happened, legends, reputations, etc. I've come across squirrel attacks, squirrel clubs, faculty using robots to scare them, students dressing them up in clothes, squirrel statues, squirrel poisonings...
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Livin' the dream. On a work trip, and got a voucher for deferring my flight. On a related note, I need to find ways to kill a few hours in Midway.
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This is the most exciting hockey news in a minute. The LA Kings are modernizing their 90s look and the Ducks are (sort of) Mighty again. No eggplant and jade, but it is something. Two of the worst uniform sets in the league get an overhaul
Replying to @icethetics
I got a look at both logos and can say this: 🟠 #FlyTogether is a modernized version of the Mighty Ducks logo in orange, black and gold. ⚫️ #GoKingsGo is a modernized version of the Gretzky-era logo in black and silver with a new crown design inside. Haven’t seen jerseys yet.
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Well, tonight I feel like my energy has been drawn entirely out of my body by the job hunt process like salt leeching moisture from a slug On my current search, I have 111 job applications submitted, 9 of which yielded at least one interview, and thus far no offers.
Some post-PhD job market transparency, lol: -43 job applications -27 replied to my application (12 automated rejection emails) -15 first round interviews -8 prolonged interview rounds -3 I dropped out mid-rounds -3 last round nos to me -2 official final offers
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I'm astounded at how inhumane the process has been. Most positions I never hear back about. Most of the rejection emails are impersonal and nearly identical to each other. A handful have been very pleasant and clearly from actual humans, and I am deeply appreciative of those
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Anyway, putting in more applications and crossing my fingers. If you have words of encouragement and/or pet photos, I would appreciate either. Or heck, I'll take a job if you have an extra one lying around
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If you are interested in the myths and folklore within #HigherEd, consider putting in a proposal for a chapter in our upcoming book! @ProfBroadhurst #HigherEducation
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I would like to hear about your squirrels. What allegedly makes your campus squirrels unique? Are they unusually friendly, aggressive, or large? Are there stories about them? #HigherEd #HigherEducation
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Do they occasionally wear tiny hats, like the Penn State squirrels circa 2012-2016?
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Squirrels are one of the few common elements of college campuses that seem to be magnets for folklore, superstition, and myth. If you know of some interesting campus squirrel lore, I'd love to hear it!
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It’s official now. NHL in Utah.
Board approves establishment of new franchise in Utah, future reactivation of Arizona franchise should conditions be met. Full Details: media.nhl.com/public/news/17…
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Dr. Gordon Maples (β‰₯🍁🍁) retweeted
Analysis Finds Colleges Fumbled Oct. 7 Statements #HigherEd bit.ly/4cUoX9J
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A recent study that @jennylee271 and I conducted is covered in today's @insidehighered. We analyzed official statements from 100 universities released after the October 7 attacks and subsequent outbreak of the Israel-Hamas war. #highered #highereducation insidehighered.com/news/quic…
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"This analysis highlights an alarming lack of understanding or concern for the impacts of October 7 on university community membersβ€” students, faculty, and staffβ€”within university leaders’ communications."
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"Hopefully, reviewing these findings may help university leaders better prepare for crises in the future, as well as better address the on-campus ramifications of the ongoing tragedy between Israel and Hamas"
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