1/1000 reasons why I hate “miracle church” My cousins at upper sokponba road shared this gist. Their neighbour, an aged woman (Iye Osazee) had leg pains which was diagnosed to be rheumatism. Her friend, Mama Trinity, suggested that they visit a powerful man of God inside Nomayo area - a deep part of Upper Sokponba. She was very reluctant at first and it took several days of convincing before she agreed and they went to the midweek service or so. Mama Osazee and her friend sat at the back during the service and the man of God was preaching and the preaching was taking time. With rheumatism, you can’t sit for too long or stand for too long - Mama Osazee was in discomfort for she had sat too long. While the pastor was preaching, he was observing the woman at the back who was in discomfort and was struggling to keep her arse on the chair. He took sometime and then went straight to her; this woman, sit down properly and don’t let me paralyse you. I know you are a witch and my message has been burning you, confess now or i paralyse you. Mama Osazee; poor old woman was in shock. Mama trinity started explaining that they came for healing 😂 Long story short, as at when this gist was told; mama Osazee and Mama trinity were no longer friends 😂